kantot

gago, ulol, whatever, mofo, yeah right

Dude 1: "Pare balita ko dinale ka daw sa pwet ni Bruno."

Dude 2: "Kantot!"

Dude 1: "Dude, I've heared that Bruno gave you an anal."

Dude 2: "Whatever mofo!"

by carl_camote May 23, 2006

Adam Khan

One of the most beautiful creatures in existence. This man would be the equivalent to if all avenger superheroes were combined to make a compelling, dominant, dynamic, mighty human with a massive penis.

Mahan: If only I was as big as Adam Khan.

Adam: Shut up right nioooooooow!

by Adam's biggest fan May 1, 2019

kantoi

a word to discribe that someone is busted, or caught doing something wrong. The word also can be use to discrible a wrong spelling or a wrong pronouncation of a word.

jason: hey lets go shouping
jake: shouping ? do you mean shopping, hahaha kantoi !

andria: i'm pregnant
sarah: kantoi ..

by hairix September 14, 2008

Genghis Khan

An absolute chad who worshipped the sky. Not only did he conquer 10% of the world with nothing but his horse and huge balls, he fucked a ton of people. Like a lot. There is a 0.5% chance you're related to Genghis Khan. His laws were also awesome, because he banned torture, slavery, and allowed multiple religions in his empire.

Person 1: I can't believe Genghis Khan never got STDs doing all that fucking.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.

by Jagohno October 20, 2020

Kante

A French professional football (soccer) player who is a defensive midfielder and is known for his stamina and ability to get the ball back in his team's possession with a tackle or interception but is also adept at going forward too.

Person A: "Did you hear what happened when N'golo Kante lost his virginity ?"

Person B: "No I didn't, what happened?"

Person A: "He won it back"

by DjJazzyGeoff June 28, 2017

kantalupa

awesomeness.
tastes delicious.
super happy fun time.
religion = ernesto-ism.
polish for cantaloupe.

kantalupa is delicious. thats all you need to know.

by kantalupa13 December 16, 2008

Uzumaki Khan

The best anime reactor of all time and century! Was defeated by Woo D. Plank while reacting to a One Piece episode.

Guy: Watch that video from Uzumaki Khan reacting to Ace's father reveal, it's hilarious!
Khan: YOOO SHANKS , NO WAY BLACKBEARD WHITEBEARD FUUUUUUC*

Also Khan: DRAGON??!! THE SON IS- UHH? IM CONFUSED!! ROGER!!!!!!! ROGER!!!!!

by DrEither February 16, 2021