Blackbeard 

blak beerd (n) one who rips a nearly done bowl until ash gets pulled into his/her mouth resulting in a black, ashy tongue. Additionally, this ash can be scrapped off and placed around the chin area; thus creating a literal black beard. (From the Latin Blackus Beardious.)

Wow, ease up on that bowl, Blackbeard.

Blackbeard by Laz + Juices January 6, 2008

Blackbeard 

A big fuck-off pirate

Oh shit it's blackbeard!

Blackbeard by Ferretface1 April 13, 2019

blackbeard 

the act of projecting semen upon the face of your partner in intercourse and immediately following this action with the immediate removal of their pubic hairs and then applying the pubic hairs to the "glue" that the semen has created upon one's visage. this will create a unique portrayal of the infamous "blackbeard the pirate" who raped, pillaged, and plundered the lost souls on the atlantic ocean

After Janine passed out at the Halloween party I gave her a blackbeard to complement the pirate costume she was already wearing

blackbeard by forsafesexuselatex July 7, 2004

blackbeard 

the act of jizzing in anothers eye and kicking them in the shin as they stand up. therefore giving the impression of a peg leg pirate. (also known as dirty pirate)

my bitch wasnt cooperatin so i straightened her out with a blackbeard.

blackbeard by mmm October 3, 2003

blackbeard 

noun or transitive verb, referring to the act of inserting one's penis into someone's anus, being sure as to get a good coating of feces, then turning said person around and wiping their own feces on their face with one's penis, thus giving them the appearance of blackbeard the pirate, as well as humiliating them and degrading their human worth.

I walked up to Janine at the party and blackbearded her bitch face. Then she cried and I drank her tears, being careful to avoid drinking her feces as well.

blackbeard by ericred666 May 14, 2006

blackbeard 

placing your scrotum on a shoulder

man, that dude got blackbearded severly.....lets go try it

blackbeard by 600 rexoR tnegA May 13, 2005

Blackbeard 

The act of shitting in your hand, placing your penis on their shoulder like a bird, and smearing the feces on their face as if it were a beard.

"He was fast asleep. I could've blackbearded him so bad."

Blackbeard by Me February 18, 2004