Khalid

Khalid is a stupid man who has teeth so yellow it looks like the Magic School Bus. In fact, he's so ugly that his parents freaking fed him with a slingshot. Outside, they act like they love him and all that crap, but inside, they detest his presence, as well as his classmates. He's very fat, and finishes everything in less than 35 seconds. If he sees somebody savoring their food, he will take his/her food and devour it himself. Everybody hates him, as well as his "friends". Legend says it that if you knock on the head of Khalid Elfuckface, you will most surely hear an echo. He is very stupid as well, and has an IQ of -31. In fact, he is so stupid even aliens won't probe him. Lastly, Khalid is a spoilt rich ass brat. That's how outsiders know him as. Khalid is, in one word, ... Hahaha, actually, you can't physically describe him in one word. WHY THE HELL DO YOU EXIST, KHALID???

Hey, I smashed with Khalid last night.
Wait, wait, wait... Do you mean Khalid Elfuckface?
Yeah, why?
Don't talk to me every again.
BASED ON A TRUE STORY

by DarkinMaster June 8, 2019

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Khalid

A name refereed to a nigga with a huge forehead that is dark as night.

Khalid come here with your big head. Your forehead is a head of your body.

by Shitter123 February 3, 2020

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Khalid

Has a very bad smell but not-surprisingly has a small “peen” also a genoures guy and loves people everywhere (yeye) also has boogers for lunch usually

1)Hey that guy smells bad!
2)yeah, I think that’s a Khalid

1)that guy is eating boogers wth
2)yep that is for Sure a Khalid he is a loving guy that has a small peen but great guy (yeye)

1)hey it smells. Is that a sahib I smell?
2)nah, that’s a Khalid , they stink and don’t shower

by A burger guy 😢💩 November 20, 2019

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