A fat bozo that sits down, sipping champagne he bought with the money made by other people's songs he featured in while taking all the credit.
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Someone who says they will be there when you need them but cannot be found when you are in a sticky situation.
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Someone who says they will be there when you need them but cannot be found when you are in a sticky situation.
Guy 1: Yo man, can you please help me study for the really hard test tomorrow.
Guy 2: Sure man, but I don't have time today but I can help you tomorrow morning before school. I'll be there for you.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
NEXT DAY, GUY 2 DOESN'T SHOW UP. GUY 1 GETS AN F- ON HIS TEST.
AT LUNCHTIME, GUY 2 SHOWS UP.
Guy 1: Now here you are! Man, you DJ Khaled me so hard, thanks to you I got an F-!
Guy 2:
Guy 2: Sure man, but I don't have time today but I can help you tomorrow morning before school. I'll be there for you.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
NEXT DAY, GUY 2 DOESN'T SHOW UP. GUY 1 GETS AN F- ON HIS TEST.
AT LUNCHTIME, GUY 2 SHOWS UP.
Guy 1: Now here you are! Man, you DJ Khaled me so hard, thanks to you I got an F-!
Guy 2:
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Get the Khalem mug.Khaylens are rare. They are usually white but have a dark sense of humor. But Khyalens are the one person you can count on for just about anything.
She will usually have a great sense of humor and are very compassionate. If you have a khaylen as your significant other. KEEP HER! She will always know the right thing to say in any situation. She may come off a little too overbarring and cocky but once you take your time and get to see past her outside shell, you will learn that she is beautiful and her confidence is a part of that. Her personality is just stunning!! A khaylen is a keeper. Whether it be friend or significant other, don’t let her go!
She will usually have a great sense of humor and are very compassionate. If you have a khaylen as your significant other. KEEP HER! She will always know the right thing to say in any situation. She may come off a little too overbarring and cocky but once you take your time and get to see past her outside shell, you will learn that she is beautiful and her confidence is a part of that. Her personality is just stunning!! A khaylen is a keeper. Whether it be friend or significant other, don’t let her go!
P1:I just met this girl named Khaylen, do you know her?
P2: yeah she’s great and funny and amazing and just ... well yeah I know her
P1: wow I guess u do
P2: yeah I found myself years ago
P2: yeah she’s great and funny and amazing and just ... well yeah I know her
P1: wow I guess u do
P2: yeah I found myself years ago
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she gives off positive energy everywhere she goes, everyone in the room will feel happy when she comes in.
she treats everyone nicely, she's just a great person overall
she can feel lonely sometimes, but despite all of her problems, she still can keep a smile on her face and make everyone's day, that's just how great she is.
if you have a Khaline as a friend, please treat her as nice as you possibly can because she will do the same as to you as well.
and if you're her romantic partner, don't you dare hurt her, if you hurt her i will come to your house and shoot you with a water gun over and over again until you ask for forgiveness.
Khaline is a great person and i love her with all of my heart.
she gives off positive energy everywhere she goes, everyone in the room will feel happy when she comes in.
she treats everyone nicely, she's just a great person overall
she can feel lonely sometimes, but despite all of her problems, she still can keep a smile on her face and make everyone's day, that's just how great she is.
if you have a Khaline as a friend, please treat her as nice as you possibly can because she will do the same as to you as well.
and if you're her romantic partner, don't you dare hurt her, if you hurt her i will come to your house and shoot you with a water gun over and over again until you ask for forgiveness.
Khaline is a great person and i love her with all of my heart.
"Dude, look at that girl over there, she looks like a goddess!"
"yea, dude! she's totally a Khaline."
"yea, dude! she's totally a Khaline."
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Get the Khaline mug.The ultimate self promoter. He makes good beats but barely says anything in his songs. He always wants you to listen, but does not have alot to say. Anywhere you see him, either on tv or on a truck or billboard he will be sayin- buy my album.
by Tdowns August 27, 2007
Get the DJ khaled mug.Likely the biggest goofball in Hip Hop today. The secret to his success lies in his hilariously dumb catchphrases and his decisions to shout them over some good songs.
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