Keystone Kettle

A fart trapped in a toilet by its lid and discovered later by an unsuspecting user.

Named after the keystone miners of Pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and shit in buckets. The smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.

"OMG, Matt, that's disgusting!!"

"Oh, sorry about that keystone kettle Kathy."

by ToeBang August 30, 2016

keystone light

water mixed with fermented pisss!!

dude I had 10 keystone lights and im only half buzzed

by captain.trips November 5, 2010

keystone can

something you need when you have nothing to shoot fireworks with.

"How are we going to shoot off the fireworks?"
"Keystone can! Where's a Keystone can when you need one?"

by haleyfoshizz March 15, 2009

Keystone80435

Keystone is a ski resort in Colorado. 80435 is the zip code.

Lets hit Keystone80435. I'll meet you at The Goat.

by Best Place On Earth December 29, 2007

Keystone Kops

Pennsylvania State Police.

Taken from both the silent comedy movies of the same name and that Pennsylvania is the Keystone State, using the keystone as one of its symbols (which is found as the dash separator on their license plates as well).

"Slow down - there's a Keystone Kop sitting up on that bridge!"

"PA has a nice state law - only the Keystone Kops can use radar. Local police can't."

by OldsVistaCruiser April 5, 2012

keysties

Keystie is a slang term for the college drink of choice aka Keystone Light. A 30 pack of Keystone Light is also know as the "dirty thirty." Keysties provide help during awkward silences and break the tension. The Keystone Ice brand is the strongest form of this product

"Hey you suss pass me some Keysties."

"Dude, I got trashed from a dirty thirty of Keysties last night."

by Benji January 20, 2005

keysties

moronic slang term for a Keystone beer. Used only by complete and utter tool bags who also use the term "dirty thirty."

"fuck brah, you got a dirty thirty of keysties, brah, fuck.."

by aSmarterPerson April 11, 2006