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Petrified cookie dough

What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.
Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.
by Bustyaass August 26, 2019
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Petrified Petrocelli

This term is used to express one being in extreme fear. It is stronger than fear itself. It takes days to recover from being petrified petrocelli.
Person 1: Did you see the news today?
Person 2: I was petrified petrocelli.

Person 1: Wow, are you okay?
by buttholeburning April 24, 2023
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cetrified

That guy is cetrified
by Dwaynathon May 1, 2023
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Kenified

Unjustly portraying someone in a bad light. Demonization of an innocent person and making the abuser as the victim
by Labux July 27, 2023
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Petrified

Yo is Steve ok? He is just slumped over on the couch staring. Ya he is fine he’s just Petrified.
by Takeo13 November 1, 2023
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me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
yu:@!#%^Yy283qy)*#EyrndP(*AYEtp9FEW
by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025
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