Petrified cookie dough

What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.

Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Petrified Petrocelli

This term is used to express one being in extreme fear. It is stronger than fear itself. It takes days to recover from being petrified petrocelli.

Person 1: Did you see the news today?
Person 2: I was petrified petrocelli.

Person 1: Wow, are you okay?

by buttholeburning April 24, 2023

cetrified

Top G

That guy is cetrified

by Dwaynathon May 1, 2023

Kenified

Unjustly portraying someone in a bad light. Demonization of an innocent person and making the abuser as the victim

Jonny Depp was kenified by Amber heard and the media

by Labux July 27, 2023

Petrified

When someone is cross faded at a party.

Yo is Steve ok? He is just slumped over on the couch staring. Ya he is fine he’s just Petrified.

by Takeo13 November 1, 2023

A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.

ok wait WHAT

me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025