Diddy Kerns

A real bad ass, has the money of P diddy, but a badass reputation.

"Man you ain't no Diddy Kerns or nuthin"
or
"Bitch stop tryin to act all Diddy Kerns n shit"

by Jim Jonts April 26, 2006

Todd Dammit Kerns

Bassist for Slash and the Conspirators. Guitarist for Sin City Sinners. His name is Todd Dammit because it rhymes with God Dammit. Todd is awesome.

Dude, who is that guy with Slash?

Oh, that's Todd Dammit Kerns!

by Mr Mojo fuckin Risin August 15, 2012

kern valley high school

this little white school has about 800 people and is surrounded by mountains. the majority of people that go here are pot heads that actually get good grades. but outside of this school basically everyone is either high on meth or wishing to get out

kern valley high school suck

by dil bob October 4, 2017

Kern

Modify the distance between characters or letters in a text document that will be printed.

"please kern the double underscores in the code below" —ACM Digital Library

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

kern box

An amazing girl who is full of colors. Short but sweet. Drop dead gorgeous. So funny she could make a rock piss itself. Little girl who lives in a box. A sexy box.

Oh goodness. What a sexy box. Must be a kern box.

by DangerousDern November 29, 2009

Kern

Game player, usually that guy who plays the most women

He just pulled of a kern right there

by Lasandra May 23, 2022

Kern

a peasant; a rustic.

Despite the transformation that was taking place around them, the people of Kern clung to their traditions and ways of life.

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025