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Diddy Kerns

A real bad ass, has the money of P diddy, but a badass reputation.
"Man you ain't no Diddy Kerns or nuthin"
or
"Bitch stop tryin to act all Diddy Kerns n shit"
by Jim Jonts April 26, 2006
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Todd Dammit Kerns

Bassist for Slash and the Conspirators. Guitarist for Sin City Sinners. His name is Todd Dammit because it rhymes with God Dammit. Todd is awesome.
Dude, who is that guy with Slash?

Oh, that's Todd Dammit Kerns!
by Mr Mojo fuckin Risin August 15, 2012
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kern valley high school

this little white school has about 800 people and is surrounded by mountains. the majority of people that go here are pot heads that actually get good grades. but outside of this school basically everyone is either high on meth or wishing to get out
by dil bob October 4, 2017
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Kern

In ancient Irish conflicts, the Irish fought fiercely as kern, relying on their agility and conventional weapons to defeat their adversaries.
by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
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Kern

Someone that has a butthole or vagina filled with cum
Man Amy, that whore next door, is a real kern.
by Bimjo December 26, 2017
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kern box

An amazing girl who is full of colors. Short but sweet. Drop dead gorgeous. So funny she could make a rock piss itself. Little girl who lives in a box. A sexy box.
Oh goodness. What a sexy box. Must be a kern box.
by DangerousDern November 29, 2009
mugGet the kern boxmug.

Friant-Kern Canal

A 152-mile aqueduct in the USA state of California, used to convey water from Friant Dam on the San Juaquin River to farms and cities in California's Centrial Valley. It is owned by the US Bureau Of Reclamation, but maintained and operated by the Friant Water Users Authority. The canal starts at Friant Dam, north-east of Fresno, CA, runs along the foothills of the soutern Jan Juaquin Valley, ending at The Kern River in Bakersfield CA. It has a capacity of 5,000 cubic feet per second (C.F.S.) at it's starting point reducing down to 2,000 C.F.S. at it's terminus.
The Friant-Kern Canal is one of California's main waterways, and it is the lifeline to many farms and communities who rely on it for water.
by koi-boy November 24, 2011
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