Kermit 

a word with emphasis on the "mit" as opposed to the normal pronunciation of kermit, to sound more like "commit," in reference to Jenna Marbles' Italian Greyhound, Kermit, who is particularly scared, nervous, and always looks sad.

I'm gonna kermit; I'm gonna kermit suicide. (joking context)

Kermit by TreasureHead August 4, 2017

Kermit 

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.

Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."

Kermit by lowaltitude October 21, 2018

Kermit 

After fucking a girl in the ass for hours. You pull your dick out and there’s a Lima bean sitting perfectly on the tip of your dick. Which resembles Kermit the frog perched on a wall, tree, etc.

“Dude, I was fucking Jessica in the ass last night and when I pulled my dick out I had a Lima Bean on the tip”!!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!

Kermit by JermzLundy April 2, 2019

Kermit 

You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)

A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.

F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT

The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style

Hey you mom went kermit

Kermit by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019

Kermit 

The loving dummy thick boi we all love *drinks lipton tea*

"Kermit is such a bean"

Kermit by YEE.YEE.JUICE October 25, 2019

Kermit 

GoD

Kermit is love Kermit is life.

Kermit by Odd_Noodle961 November 8, 2019

Kermit 

Kermit the frog is a very bad frog has had Smoked on the job and cheated several different times and therefor he has been to jail once therefor he is a great meme but bad frog

Kermit: I am Kermit THE frog

Idiot: who dat

Kermit by rhytian January 3, 2020