A Kermit is a term for someone who's voice occasionally (or more than occasionally) bears a striking resemblance to the voice of the muppet, Kermit the Frog. This is especially fitting when the subject wears green constantly or is especially fond of green.
by Merula November 05, 2010
A frog that people put their hands far enough up his ass to move his mouth, and having him enjoy the deep anal he gets. Kermit is a hoe.
by SuCk My MoIsT UvUlA January 01, 2018
A green fucktard who can't have a nice pleasant wank because his dick doesn't exist because hes a fucking green teddy that is supposed to be a frog with legs and arms he probably came out of shreks ass.
by Red-Penguin July 30, 2018
by oooh thicc rice March 07, 2018
A really horny Nazi that enjoys having sex with fat animals that are his breakfast tomorrow who abuses girls for the nazi party and sexual pleasure and also charged as a sex offender for doing hitler in someone’s throat
by Ipatlover69 October 28, 2018
1) one of Jim Henson's muppets. He is a frog.
2) someone who looks like Kermit.
3) someone who has enormous eyes that bulge out, like a frog's.
2) someone who looks like Kermit.
3) someone who has enormous eyes that bulge out, like a frog's.
"Tommy's eyes freak me out. He looks just like Kermit."
"Hey, Alexis, do you know what you and Kermit have in common? Ribbit... ribbit..."
"Hey, Alexis, do you know what you and Kermit have in common? Ribbit... ribbit..."
by ihatemuppets82 October 26, 2010
by Walgreensssssss December 14, 2010