Kermit

A Kermit is a term for someone who's voice occasionally (or more than occasionally) bears a striking resemblance to the voice of the muppet, Kermit the Frog. This is especially fitting when the subject wears green constantly or is especially fond of green.

Yeah, his voice sounds like Kermit the Frog sometimes, and he's always wearing something green.

by Merula November 6, 2010

Kermit

A frog that people put their hands far enough up his ass to move his mouth, and having him enjoy the deep anal he gets. Kermit is a hoe.

Kermit is such a hoe because he always lets people shove their hands up his ass!

by SuCk My MoIsT UvUlA January 1, 2018

Kermit

A green fucktard who can't have a nice pleasant wank because his dick doesn't exist because hes a fucking green teddy that is supposed to be a frog with legs and arms he probably came out of shreks ass.

Person 1: Hey look it's Kermit
Person 2: Oh that shitty lookin' green frog faggot

by Red-Penguin July 29, 2018

kermitted

when you are so committed in something, just like Kermit the Frog was committed to Mrs. Piggy

wow Nate, you are really kermitted to your bitch. Happy Kwanzaa

by oooh thicc rice May 9, 2018

Kermit

A really horny Nazi that enjoys having sex with fat animals that are his breakfast tomorrow who abuses girls for the nazi party and sexual pleasure and also charged as a sex offender for doing hitler in someone’s throat

Oh shit Kermit is at it again fucking women and hitlering them

by Ipatlover69 October 27, 2018

Kermit

1) one of Jim Henson's muppets. He is a frog.

2) someone who looks like Kermit.

3) someone who has enormous eyes that bulge out, like a frog's.

"Tommy's eyes freak me out. He looks just like Kermit."

"Hey, Alexis, do you know what you and Kermit have in common? Ribbit... ribbit..."

by ihatemuppets82 October 27, 2010

Kermit

A boy named Trevor.

Trev, we're calling you Kermit from now on.

by Walgreensssssss December 15, 2010