An odd splice between Norah Jones and Tori Amos, only blonde and with extremely blue "deer-in-the-headlights" eyes, showcased to perfection on the cover of her album, "Fearless". Strangely, she manages to meander around brilliant, stagger straight past great and land smack on the spot between pleasant and mediocre. You'll inevitably hear her piano-based freshman music on VH-1 soon, but the sophmore album will inevitably be much better.
by redgyul September 22, 2004

This is "music" that contains excessive amounts of screaming, complaining, apathy, anger, angst, desires of self mutilation, and dreams of dating 14 year olds for the rest of your life (even if you're 22) - Specifically.
by massive pwner June 12, 2011

A horrible excuse for a human being. Someone who cares about nothing but themselves. Likes to get tied up during sex and do Crystal Meth. Beware!
by Rulebreaker March 11, 2010

A useful term which can be used when expressing displeasure in a present situation by placing blame on a past event regardless if that past event has a direct effect on the current predicament
by Righetti March 3, 2005

guy1 -''What are you making there.''
guy2- ''A ski bike.''
guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''
guy2- ''A ski bike.''
guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''
by ngapiko January 17, 2011

Keri is not just a person but a way of life. Keri is a sigma, an unstoppable force of pure nature. He is the cooler than prime and lunchly and he DON'T like his cheese drippy bruh.
Beta: Who is that sigma jelqer over there?
Beta 2: That's Keri, he don't like his cheese drippy bruh.
Beta: I wanna be like him.
Beta 2: Don't we all...
Beta 2: That's Keri, he don't like his cheese drippy bruh.
Beta: I wanna be like him.
Beta 2: Don't we all...
by GiggaChigga October 12, 2024

very loyal girl who stays to herself and doesn’t be in nobody face but will
slap the shit out you if you get off
and she not joe
slap the shit out you if you get off
and she not joe
by kurula November 19, 2023
