keeler special

make out with a random girl at a party but get too drunk to close

Mark- "Hey Billy, I saw you with that girl at that party, you fuck her?"

Billy- "No man, pulled the Keeler special."

by douchequeerfagman November 8, 2010

Kelley Square

A large deathtrap in Worcester, MA consisting of two rotaries and several roads intersecting them. Only the bravest of the brave and/or the craziest of the crazy should even attempt to drive through it.

I drove through Kelley Square yesterday. It was insane!

by Allison Bobb December 18, 2010

Killer Samaritan

Someone who trying to be helpful, causes more trouble.

He's such a Killer Samaritan, when he came over to finish our basement for free, he accidently broke a waterline. Now it's flooded.

by bobthecopywriter February 5, 2010

Killer Swans

A form of attack, used among friends. One person will shout "Killer Swans!!!!" at someone, then he and the others will proceed to peck at that someone with their hands, as a killer swan would. Very painful and difficult to defend against, especially when about 7 people gang up on you. Hilarious to watch.

(Setting the scene- there are 6 or 7 guys standing around. The situation is tense, there is a climate of fear...All of a sudden...)

"KILLER SWANS!" <><><><><><><><><><>

(Everyone gangs up on someone and pecks them to a painful death.)

by Michael, with the help of Ryan and everyone who helped make Killer Swans a success. December 14, 2008

killer smile

A beautiful smile that can take your breat away.

You got a killer smile

by Jmlcarranza May 10, 2016

killer sperm

Killer sperm is the sperm that comes out at the start and end of an ejaculation. It's purpose is to kill other mens sperm that could still be inside the pussy.

My killer sperm was specially trained in testie camp to fuck up other sperms.

by wormzz August 12, 2009

killer stick

i.e. a cigarette. Used in a sarcastic way towards non-smokers to indicate that the smoker could care less whether or not others accept his/her smoking habit. See also cancer stick.

Whatever, I'm taking a killer stick break.

by ignor July 5, 2003