Kipper Conundrum

A phase in a girls life where she believes that she could be a lesbian.

Lindsay Lohan is currently in a Kipper Conundrum.

by Wildwood Days October 8, 2008

kipper feast

A culinary treat, involving a fishy delicacy, usually served split wide open, with the flesh upwards.

Steve lowered his head back between Lorraine's legs and resumed his kipper feast.

by Belvoir Castle January 15, 2009

Kippered

An act of sabotage, commonly as a practical joke and mischievous rather than malicious in nature. Originating from the practice of placing a kipper in a hot place such as, a car's exhaust manifold to create a bad smell.

"I bet John will be half way up the M1 before he realises he's been kippered".

by Purley Squire September 5, 2013

Kipper

Local to those from Hayes (London) and is when somebody has zero bants or self-dignity and is an embarrassment to themselves.

For fuck sake Kipper that’s awful

by BoxparkBro October 20, 2019

kissing the kipper

this is the act of giving oral sex to a female tramp. this can also be any unkept women but a tramp has the full effect

i thought it would be so good to do but i just ended up kissing the kipper. she needs to wash down there or something

by Liam [302] October 31, 2006

Kipper Canyon

A bit of a wiffy axe-wound, in need of a shower, or a bath, or even a little lick

She'd just got back from Yoga and had a bit of a Kipper Canyon, it was like sucking on a lead acid battery

by Simon C June 18, 2004

kippenvel

Literally translated from dutch to mean "chicken-skin", i.e the sensation known as goosebumps. It is used to describe the sense of euphoria as a result of a form of trance music.

Wow.. kippenvel! this track is mindblowing.

by Armin Van Buuren July 26, 2003