Kebabery

purveyor of quality meats. shop providing late night provisions for the weary drinker

man, i'm starving!!! let's find a kebabery!

by tom1251 June 10, 2007

shit kebab

A kebab made of shit.

Mmm-mmm, that sure was a tasty shit kebab!

by BarryBurton August 8, 2006

BADLY WRAPPED KEBAB

A fanny hole that has seen so many cocks that the insides hang out. Not a pretty site!

I slept with Kevin Ryans mrs last night, she had a Badly Wrapped Kebab the dirty slag.

by Az November 22, 2003

Thrown kebab

A lady's bits that are extremely loose and resemble a doner kebab that has been thrown across quite some distance. The most extreme kebab reference - Kebab being normal, Dropped Kebab next and then Thrown Kebab.

"Turns out that ropey girl I pulled last night had a thrown kebab, so I had to bail!"

by RhythmJunky October 20, 2008

Ugthanki kebab

A type of food in the MMORPG Runescape.

Process of preparation:
1.) skull fucking a piece of shit on fire thats bloodied with another womans menstral cycle
2.) then a horse comes and pisses on it
3.) then u take the outer skin of a horses dick
4.) and run it through the pile of blood and shit, and grill it like a kebab

Enjoy.

Steve: Heyo Mike Thomas, would you like a delicious Ugthanki kebab?
Mike: You betcha ! ! !
Mike: *eats*
Mike: Scrummy!
Steve: . . .

by Holla_Back17 July 19, 2009

Kebabatunity

1. n When a male has a prime opportunity to attempt a kebabbing (or aggressive oral sex) on a nearby female (or male) which he is currently attempting to woo.

The best way to exploit a kebabatunity is to reach for the vagina and see how it goes.

Lad A - Dude you and (Female A) were getting pretty close
Lad B - Yeah it went pretty well
Lad A - That was such a Kebabatunity!

by Spam-a-lott December 29, 2010

hairy kebab

Hirsute female Genetalia.

Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.

by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006