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Katana

When you are pushing rope but still can't enter, you fold your dick 1,000 times to give it strength before entering, preferably while screaming 'Banzai'.
"All I was doing was pushing rope with this hot chick, so I pulled out the old katana."
by chemi-luminescence June 9, 2017
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Kill me with a katana

literally just slice me up with a katana

(large sword)

"kill me with a katana" first gained popularity when @theregankennedy went to school and wanted to die but didn't want to say "kill my self"

often used in awkward situations or when you just wanna die
"girl your bf was hitting me up last night, y'all still a ting?" "oh fuck! kill me with a katana!"
by ferdakatanalmao April 15, 2017
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katana

An overrused, overrated form of sword.

Sure, they're pretty, and sure, they can work, but they're not the best. Anime and pop-culture are only using them for the former; because Anime is japanese, so are katanas, that's justified, but the runoff of Anime is spilling into pop-culture leading people to believe that the katana is the best form of sword in the known universe. This is why I hate fads.

Opinions aside, the Katana is a gently curved blade, single-edged, which lacks a large crossguard, but does have some form of guard between the hilt and blade. It, like the european bastard sword, may be used in one OR two hands, and it was traditionally used by the Samurai.

Please, before you create a character for Role Playing, or buy a sword, consider your options, and open your mind to other swords.
"The Samurai had a katana."

"I'm not fond of katanas, I prefer a nice, simple longsword."
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katana

1.A katana is a sword that, while sharp, tends to shatter if you smack the flat of the blade hard enough. It was not used for blocking of blows, unlike the european sword but rather to deflect the force of an oncoming attack to the side.

2. A fad "supersword" with much popularity that actualy resembles no modern swords. Seen often in RPGs and in cartoons/comics
1. Mushashi's katana shattered when the bo struck it's flat.

2. I have this totaly awesome katana, it's vorpial, and fire enchanted too!
by Le Blue Dude April 17, 2006
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katanna

a very cool way to say that "i want to fuck you" without actually giving a straight form of the word "fuck"
come to my house tonight and i'll katanna you
by littletowin August 6, 2008
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Katana

The ultimate sword that is folded over 9000 times, It can deflect multiple .50BMG bullets and up to a 155mm howitzer round without warping, bending or shattering, It can cut through the armor of a M1A2 Abrams tank and it will make your penis noticeably larger.
They are often wielded by Weeaboo's, Wapanese and Japanophiles in modern times, In ancient times they were worn by the elite Samurai class and any Anime character of the era.
Any rumors that they can't deflect bullets and disintegration rays are completely unfounded, It's also a myth that they are made of cheap pig iron, They are made with unobtainium and steel called Tamahagane.
A US GI fired his M1919 .30cal machine gun at the approaching samurai warrior but he deflected all the shots with his Katana, cut the barrel in half and cut the soldier in half firing it all under 0.5 seconds.
by Gecko45 January 22, 2015
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katanana

A Katana shaped like a banana.

Strike down your foes with a deadly overdose of potassium.
It's a fucking Katanana, what more do you want?
by Sir Hobbledale January 11, 2014
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