rondey kinging

to beat the shit out of someone

I'm going to rodney king your ass

by zero September 29, 2004

Kanking

To masturbate in someones presence with out them knowing.

VZ was kanking it to Jessica while drinking mimosas with her at Cyclones

by VZmakesUPwords February 7, 2014

Kaning Season

A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.

Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.

by Kanus expert February 11, 2014

kanting

A moderating technique where you use complex philosophical arguments in order to confuse less talented trolls. The name is derived from Immanuel Kant, a well known german philosopher from the early 20th century.

I was kanting those trolls pretty hard!

by S2_Imrahil August 2, 2016

kansingh

A person who loves to make eveyone happy but if they start to overthink they tend to lose their loved once. But if they show you their true sides you will fall in love with them. He is sweet, kind, fun loving and most importantly he is reliable. A person full of joy.

Someone: Hi kansingh
Kansingh: Hey, you look so beautiful come let's have some fun together.

by Lmknp November 25, 2021

Lion Kinging

When fingering a woman on her period, taking your finger out and smearing her own blood on her forehead; then picking her up and telling her everywhere the light touches is her kingdom.

The lion kinging after foreplay gave her a feeling of royalty.

“How did the date go last night? Did he make you feel like a princess?”
“No... he turned me into a king...
Lion kinging”

“My coworker noticed my hickey, but I noticed her forehead after a night of lion kinging”

by Tigerqueen69 April 5, 2021

Burger Kinging

Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.

Let's go Burger Kinging this fucking children's hospital.

by Neptune's Fat Dick July 2, 2021