Kale

probably one of the chill + funniest people you could know. his/her humor may be dark but once you get to know them, they become one of the most W person you'd know

and also 🥬
ace (minority): five nights at crackers (im in that game as the night guard)

Kale: we couldn’t see you, your too dark
by Acers Rating Gaming August 16, 2023
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Kale

A cocky basketball player. Thinks he’s the shit. Isn’t good at anything but thinks he is.
Kale is so cocky! I’m gonna put him in his place!
by The Random 1 January 22, 2020
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kale.

usually a sort of poptart, the kind with sprinkles,
also known as fishtart.
looks like a poptart, tastes like a fish.
also kinda looks like a fish.
man, i saw this kid, he was SUCH a kale.
by Amm18 July 22, 2009
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kale

a pedophile stalker rapist that has secret photo albums of 27 different females.

usually gendered as male.

usually has weird hair that he never trims.
full name is kaleb but has many nicknames like: kelp, kalb, etc.
"ew, it's that kale kid!"
"but his name is kaleb?"
"IT'S KALE!"
by moist yeet May 18, 2018
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kale

man kale is in the server we should leave or wel'le lose
by Anonymous May 28, 2003
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kale

has a big d and a little o
wow kales o is soo little
i know but he sure does have a big d
by real._.name September 10, 2018
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Kaleed

Biggest L of the NBALM community
Plays a lot, but is still ass
Can usually be found in Zoke's server
Used to describe ones basketball knowledge
"Yo ur bball iq is lower than kaleeds, no cap."
by guest2798 October 08, 2020
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