kaant

is a version of the word cunt, but in a more socially acceptable context. when referring to one of your friends as a good kaant. used by good kaants globally and when on the horse.

fuck that dude Varun is such a good KAANT,
oi buy us some brews, good kaant

by ayevayvay June 20, 2010

kanuble

The action of entering in a room and forget about what you were gonna do in it.

Wow, I just kanubled.

by R4MP4G3_RE4P3R October 2, 2012

Kannuism

Kannuism (Kan-na-U-Is-um) Is a group dedicated to saving and protecting lolis. Kannuism is called Kannuism because of Kanna, from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid. The leader of Kannuism is The Soviet Loli Leader.

Woah, dude, I think you should join Kannuism.

by Zipstey July 23, 2018

keanu effect

you get inspired to do something wholesome or amazing by another persons decision.

''he donated to charity, i better do it to.''

''he donated to charity, i better do it to.'' - keanu effect

by klagzdins June 17, 2019

Kaavufication

The process of a female species who are basically smart, beautiful and are fully capable of procreation, always ends up being too choosy in finding a mating partner of opposite gender with superficial demands and unrealistic gene searching, thus not being able to procreate and in the end going into extinction in their own lifetime.

These species are abundantly found in the norther tropical forests of "K A T E G A", and should be highly avoided when coming in direct contact, for our very own safety.

Hey look, that girl is hot but is going to stay single forever due to kaavufication.

by i_Killed_Reddit June 2, 2021

The Keanu Reeves Effect

When someone is wholesome and caring towards you, so you are the same towards others.

That guy who got a free copy of Cyber Punk 2077 turned it down, because he fell under The Keanu Reeves Effect.

by Coolant5164 June 13, 2019

Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor

A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)

John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.

by Gigabased September 24, 2021