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judith light

after a woman recieves a "tony danza" she grabs a switchblade, and castrate's the old bloke, and gives him a taste of his own testicles. voila.
that boy thought he was gonna give me a tony danza...well i sure showed him and gave him a judith light.
by mrsq July 22, 2009
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Filthy Judith

A female friend who displays no sexual interest until you are spoken for, at which point she will make her attraction known and pursue you for sex.
She was cool until I told her I was engaged, when she turned into a total Filthy Judith and blew me while I was driving her home.
by Johnny Rapscallion December 12, 2008
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Filthy Judith

A female friend who displays no sexual interest until you are spoken for, at which point she will make her attraction known and pursue you for sex.
She was cool until I told her I was engaged, when she turned into a total Filthy Judith and blew me while I was driving her home.
by Johnny Rapscallion December 9, 2008
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Judith Downy Parkinsons

Little Jewish boy, Has a long head and likes smelling feet.
Hey look it's Judith Downy Parkinsons I heard he's likes to smoke w e e d
by Robocopisgay May 20, 2019
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Judith

Judith ,sabe is a nice person, JUDITH , I write this here to tell you how much I love you, Judiths are really beautiful, intelligent and adorable. Cundiga
Judith is the best
by G🙈 November 21, 2021
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Judith

A person who asks dumb and obvious questions. Or acts like a know it all when she clearly doesn’t know it all. She screws people over quit a lot and is a little bitch
Judith: ‘dumb or rude question/comment‘
Idk: No shut the fuck up Judith, are u dumb?
by Judybabudy August 10, 2020
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Judith

A lady who makes your heart beat faster and who makes you hyperventilate. Her beauty is unparalleled, and her style is exceptionally fashionable. If you've had a bad day, Judith's smile will instantly make everything right for you. Judith prefers to be found in exotic places, and prefers to eat Greek food. She actually likes every kind of food, although she is not a huge fan of snails. Judith has a lot of knowledge about the cams of the KPO Pro, and is also a pro at performing K3 dances. At work, Judith is an inspiring colleague for many. Judith has enormous perseverance, and is able to achieve actually all of her goals, sometimes by daring to make difficult decisions. Judith is so loyal and sweet, that some have taken grievous abuse of her beautiful character. This makes her insecure at times, sometimes even to the point that she seems to forget how special she really is. Judith is not only good at hiding her feelings, but also at hiding the fact that she often has blisters on her feet. She has very creative tools to hide this, but she prefers not to talk about that in public. Summarized, Judith is a wonderful sweet lady. If Judith lets you into her world, don't screw this up. There will be no better world after this beautiful sunflower, so make sure will you never leave her. However, don't expect her to sing songs for you.
"Good morning Judith, did you sleep well?"
"Which one of your three brothers are you talking about, Judith?"
"Judith, can you please send Renate a Teams message?"
by Piet-R November 24, 2021
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