Jankity

When something is in seriously bad condition, yet it still works

the jankity wrench was corroded, but it still fixed the bike

by TheFoxyShazzam September 17, 2010

jankonia

Used to describe a continuous state of undesirable conditions. It's janky as a consequence of its existence. Something so fucked up that it will never be the same again i.e., scorched earth.

Dude 1: "If so-and-so" get's elected, this shit will turn into Jankonia"
Dude 2: "Naw son, this shit be Jankonia"
Dude 3: "Word"

by Dame Hotttness May 6, 2008

Jankenbauer

Nickname for Matt because everything he does is jankie

Matt - Haha I blocked your field goal attempt

Nathan - fucking jankenbauer

by Kritos March 28, 2011

Janko

An incredibly smart and epic person, Janko dwells in the deepest depths of reddit. Unlike other redditors, his humour is very funny and incredibly structured, making it very funny. He is a Minecrafter. He is a skilled master of yo-yo.

"Yo man! Have you seen Janko?! We're supposed to play Minecraft tonight!"
"Chill he's probably practicing for his yo-yo tournament."

by MauricePog October 4, 2020

Bone Jank

The accidental process of fucking a woman in her vagina, then pulling it out too far, later to miss and slam your dick into her taint, shattering your cartilage.

As Sandy reached for the nuts and shifted, Spongebob experienced the worst bone jank of his lifetime, fracturing his spatula, and he only cried for 20 minutes.

by Amateur Sharp Shooter May 17, 2013

janksta'

A jankety gangsta. Someone who is quite convinced they are a gangsta, but maybe their pants are a little too short, or their gold teeth are really bronze.

Kid thought he was a gangsta but we all knew he was a janksta'.

by Beakka June 22, 2007

jankey

Broke down
under constant repair
Faulted

"Look at that jankey ass car ridin on 4 donuts, with trashbags all in the backseat windows n shit."

by Wesso September 23, 2003