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Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters
With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.
by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024
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Journalistic-Thread

A serious of ckts.
In journalism, you can put together many ckts to make a Journalistic-Thread
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Journalist

Why go to a journalist rather than the police?
Hym "Because a journalist wouldn't be encumbered by a case-load that may limit the amount of time they can spend on a case. They aren't subject to laws in the same way that a state-sponsored investigative body would be. They may have resources the police might not. Easier for them to do undercover work. The reasons are legion."
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One eyed Journalist

This term is used for a Journalist that has one eye
mainly used for the character Mafuyu Nakata from the game Danganronpa: Russian Roulette.
i got nothing
i'm so tired
Person 1: Mafuyu ripped her eye out- what do we call her?
Person 2: One eyed Journalist
Person 1: What-
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Bored Journalist Syndrome

affliction causing Beltway stenographers to pine for return of Casino Mobster
At a recent White House Press Briefing, journalists whined to Karine Jean-Pierre about not having enough pizazz, bells and whistles to keep their attention and on reporter said "but trump used to come in to talk to us!" those dickbags have Bored Journalist Syndrome and need to take up a fucking hobby if they miss the fascist so much.
by Uncle Joosie July 9, 2024
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