jockstrap foliage

excess pubic hair around a man's genital area, poking out of underwear

his jockstrap foliage was way out of control - kept poking me in the eye

by Mooji September 22, 2008

Joose

The nectar of the gods.

One joose and you're having a damn good time

Two jooses and you're fucked and a half

Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.

Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.

"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"

"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."

by InconspicuousNigga December 2, 2009

Joorś Maclaus

Joorś Maclaus - Deprived from the French word Force majeure meaning when a party takes advantage of a situation or event to another parties detriment and the party on the receiving end has no ability to enact force majeure. Essentially leaving them speechless.

Person 1: hey you took my after shave give it back.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.

by Wright Aidan May 21, 2020

joonsfavexpensivegirl

19 yr old Gojo cosplayer who posts concerning videos at night, she’s also a Dionysus anti.

POV: You turn on Dionysus in front of me

“Cut this **** the **** off 😡” - Joonsfavexpensivegirl

by Ninteenfourty October 3, 2021

Joosep

Slang term for very tight pink boy pussy (anus) bussy. Often refered to as bussep.

Hey looks it Joosep, he got the tightest bussy on the block

by master pimp clifford November 28, 2021

blooby joobs

Sticky cum with an egg white-like consistency.

"I made some blooby joobs inside my girlfriend last night."

by StanSmith November 16, 2013

Joost

An extremely hot person who gets all the hot chicks.

Megan Fox is so Joost

by sdfjsddf May 9, 2010