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jones'd

when one torches a ganja bowl
Eric Jones'd the damn bowl again!
by Dr. Ganjaman June 14, 2010
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Phil Jones

The new Duncan Edwards and focus of recent tweet to find a better defender in world football.

The colossal of a centre-back is currently plying very little trade at Manchester United.

Has also been referred to by nickname Phil "Calamity" Jones due to high-profile costly errors.

Phil Jones is world-famous for gurning expressions during tight passages of play.
"Name a better defender than Phil Jones."

Phil Jones starting today! Oh christ!
by Benny XI August 12, 2020
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ian jones

Ian Jones is that guy who thinks he is so tuff but his girlfriend does the thinking for both of them and she is usually a two faced bitch
Mike: Did you see Ian Jones today.
Jay: Nah didn't see him his girlfriend said we couldn't hang out anymore.
by JRDIV November 17, 2017
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jasmine cephas jones

Married to anthony Ramos

the greatest person on the planet besides her mom Beyoncé .
by Janthonyfluff December 18, 2016
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michael jones

1. A member of Achievement Hunter and Rooster Teeth, and host/creator of the popular Youtube series, Rage Quit.
2. Some random fuck who shares the same name as Michael from Rage Quit, and doesn't deserve the same name as him.
Michael Jones: Come on Ray, let's play icky cookie.
Gavin: What the hell is icky cookie?

Ray: Its where you take a cookie and you all take turns jizzing on the cookie.

Gavin: Aww, Ray
by FablePunk January 5, 2014
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Jim Jones Kool Aid

Any poisonous, liquid concoction one drinks, in order to commit suicide. Taken from the infamous "Jonestown massacre" mass suicide, when cult leader Jim Jones killed his flock with poisoned punch.
"Drain cleaner and Jack Daniels? That's a Jim Jones Kool Aid, if I EVER heard one!"
by D. Gould March 1, 2006
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Jonelle

Very caring and nice person. Emotional and sometimes moody. Very affectionate and easily aroused. A great friend and even better lover, very alluring. Can be athletic but also lazy.
jonelle is a good person
by ratatattat469 November 30, 2011
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