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JONK

The Joy Of Not Knowing
"Whether it is taken as a whole-school approach, or mere elements of it are used by a sole practitioner in their own classroom, JONK can help change attitudes of negativity and fear towards the learning process, thus revolutionizing learning as we know it today—a much-needed shake-up that all schools should strive to achieve."
by Super Saki July 26, 2022
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Jonking

A goofy ass way of saying the word "Joke"
"You've got to be jonking me."
by WillTheWonkerofWIllys September 25, 2023
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Jonk

To really screw something up. Like REALLY really screw something up.
Your Dad: "I must go to court to try to win full custody of my children"
Me: "Whatever you do, don't jonk it."
by Judy Hench February 11, 2021
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jonk

(noun) - a person repeatedly not doing what is expected from previous knowledge
ex. 1-
Despite never showing up in class, Dennis manages to pass his exams

damn Dennis is such a jonk

ex. 2-
Albert: Wow, I can't believe Steve sold his car
Allen: Yea I thought he loves his car by the way he always drives it
Albert: What a jonk
by $walot January 18, 2022
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Jonk Hunting

the profesional disposal of american domesticated cats
Oh frick are them two people jonk hunting ?
by YKNAM April 22, 2022
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Jingle jonk

When your having intercourse with someone and they have bells on there penis and and jingle them inside of you
by Lil blackberry November 16, 2017
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Jonk

to Jonk something is to mess something up so bad that you should be ashamed.
Oh look you have jonked it now.
by Onyx_the_irishmen November 12, 2023
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