Jocking on my balls

The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.

Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.

by MartinLutherQueen March 27, 2011

jolking

The activity of taking a jog-cum-walk. Jogging primarily and walking once exhausted.

Evan: I was just jolking down the road, I'm done with mile of jolk, non stop!
Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!

by Sankdadude December 3, 2014

Jonzing

this is a Nigerian word for halucination; to Jonze is to halucinate or deceive one's self

Lazy Frank is jonzing about winning an International award

by Comrade_Mj July 20, 2022

jocking

to engage in flirtatious behavior with another; to crush on someone; to hit on someone

Brandon, constantly laughing, smiling, lightly touching and generally talking up a storm, was jocking Amanda.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Through the Joking Glass

When you start telling a joke or a story, realise halfway through that the listeners are not going to find it funny, but have already committed to telling it and feel obligated to finish.

Guy 1: A man goes into a ...(tharr be more)bar and asks for a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb...
Girl: Ewww that's gross!
Guy 1: Erm, yeah, anyway, and so, erm, the bartender...
Guy 2: Man, you are so Through the Joking Glass.
Guy 1: Shut up you Mantraitor

by Reverend Pope March 13, 2010

are you joking?

Often said by middle-aged bald men, with a moustache, who take children in his van.

"Hello mister, can I have an ice cream for free?"
"Are you joking?"

by NatsuTRO December 13, 2015

Junking Around

To hang out with friends but do nothing since there is nothing better to do. Often leads to general mischief.

Person A: "Hey, what are you guys doing?"
Person B: "Ah, not much. we're just junking around."
Person A: "Oh. Hey, wanna go set off some firecrackers?"

by Nanook18 October 21, 2007