Jonathon

HOT. 🥵 super sweet and funny has a 15 inch dick and let’s you put your foot on his thigh in the middle of class and then gets in trouble because the teacher hates him. VERY FUNNY and maybe a little shorter then you

I love you babe❤️❤️🥵😘

Friend: who’s your bf?

Me: Jonathan... hes so hot

Jonathon is super funny and hot

by Love y’all and love in Texas November 12, 2019

Jonathon

Similar to a melvin, but more brutal. originated in Foster City California back in 1987. Reach underneath the groin area and interlock your fingers. Then lift up and down vigorously effectively crushing genitals. The result is your buddy falling to the ground during the act of performing the "Jonathon"

See Definition of Jonathon. Belittles the melvin. One step further

by Da Skrill July 10, 2006

Jonathon

slang term for toilet. and extension of the slang term 'John'.

Had a heft curry last night, must pop off to feed jonathon

by Borne February 12, 2006

jonathon

a multi use word, which can be entered for either an object, place or person, when the speaker is either A: too stoned,- or B: too lazy - to be bothered to locate and use the correct word for the occasion.much used by teenage males when talking to other homeies from da hood.can also be shortened to 'jon'

1. ok ma..im just going down da jonathon

2. alright jon what u doin?

3. have you seen my jonathon, it was here a minute ago????

by mother-by-proxy July 18, 2008

jonathon

jackass, ballsack, likes men, loves to suck cock.

Jonathon: wow did you here what jon did to me yesterday?!?!
no

he sucked my dick!!

by jon ballin wall December 18, 2013

dirty jonathon

When someone sells pills and bags and doesn't do drugs eats burgers with just ketchup and cheese and bangs even the bluest of blue waffles

The dirty jonathon banged my wife

by Edward Obrien June 6, 2020

Jonathon

someone who will shit talk you forever but is full of empty threats and wont do shit.

"He said he would..."
"He won't. He's a Jonathon."

by xobih November 20, 2016