Chicago-Jon

When someone you know goes into the city for any reason, gets really really drunk, and ends up having sex with a random girl he will most likely never see again.

Yeah, he totally pulled a Chicago-Jon last weekend.

by kvell12 November 13, 2009

Whos COcks in Jon's Mouth??

SaSanta Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...is cumming in Jon's Toof. Jiggle Wiggle Squiggle COck!..Jon Bang with 3 whole Cocks and a Sock!...Tickly my toofy, he watches I love Lucy.. He has Worms!

5yr old Punk: I stuck my Pee-Pee in Jon's Mouth Twice b4 he saw me! *Smiles*

Jon: * He overhears the boy and Giggles *


Umm Feg?

by HUMPALITTLEVANIJA April 20, 2005

Jon J Walter's Club

When you have 2 separate friends with benefits who both have a husband or wife. (In Reference to Jon Walter from 90 Day Fiancee: Before The 90 Days)

Mark: YOOOOOO! Guess who's officially part of the Jon J Walter's Club?!

Frank: Nice.

by rudy STANTZ May 15, 2020

Fortnite cool epic 360 Jon Groller feet Zimbabwe

The BEST videojuego that has ever existed. A kid named Tobias Shepherd loves the game so much that he and Krocco10 play Fortnite all the time and grind challenges to try to get to level 200 every season, and if they don't get to level 200, they buy levels.

Tobias: Krocco10, let's play Fortnite cool epic 360 Jon Groller feet Zimbabwe!
Krocco10: YAY FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon Groller: Toby, can I be your big boy and play with you and Krocco10?
Tobias: Sure, Jon! Let's play!

by PineappleMan43 May 26, 2023

Chin Jon

Chin Jon is a meme about the famous character ''Peter Griffin'' being depicted as the president of china. Chin Jon was competing with Quagmire for leadership of china. Quagmire attempted to assasinate chin jon by ordering that all fat people shall be killed...but chin jon being the awesome leader he is, survived this attack and now he rules china and the chinese citizens are very content with this.

Person 1: ''Dude, i can't believe chin jon survived the chin jon assasination attempt!''
Person 2: ''Yeah bruh, that's our glorious leader of china for you.''

by GoonerMyGoober July 24, 2024

Joncarlo

The hottest person in the world with the biggest heart but he’s shy to show it and other people judge him but really he’s cute in the inside and the outside you just have to get to know him and Joncarlo is also very good at fortnite and will beat your ass any day

Joncarlo you stay out for the game (a few more games he’s still out) people don’t treat Joncarlo’s right

by Trippie red April 6, 2018

Joncarlo

A cheeky little faggot cunt who can't 420 noscope to save his own life and binges Runescape to the point of misappropriation with aspect of a normal life. Often, such person finds himself questioning his own procrastination with often guilt from the subconscious of his own being.

Only a master Joncarlo can afk Runescape and still be getting great gains just for clicking every five minutes.

Don't pull another Joncarlo on me and tell me you don't know why you haven't done the hw you are supposed to do. No no, I believe you have 6 hours of hw. JUST DO IT!! gosh...

Everyone's waifu is a Joncarlo. A common necessity in daily life and reins over common deity casuals lol

by hecker101 July 11, 2016