im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.

jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.

by Normal everyday guy January 26, 2011

Michael Jordan

the greatest basketball player ever.

by wizzle August 24, 2003

Jaidah

Jaidah is probs one of the prettiest chicksu will ever meet.
All the dudes lover her! Most of the time short but she has a great..what ever you do don't start with her she will kick your ass any day. Now dudes if you ever get a jaidah you will know your something special because she is very picky about her men.

Omg this chick is soooo hot she is definitely a jaidah
I had a fling with a chick last month she had no gag reflex she HAD to be a jaidah

by [e-mail] May 5, 2019

Jordan Poole

Player for the lightskin Warriors that gets a power boost when he sees baddies arounds

I was having a bad game till sum baddies pulled up. Then I performed an Jordan Poole!

by Markelle Williams January 17, 2023

Michael Jordan Marathon

The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.

Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?

Mack: No man I only made it to 21!

by Malibu8 March 1, 2010

Jordan (girl)

Energetic and caring. Her laugh will brighten your day. She makes jokes a lot and laughs even at something that's cheesy. She's the kind of girl that you want as a friend.

Jordan (girl) sees her friend sad: Hey you ok?
Friend: Yes I-I'm ok
Jordan (girl): You're obviously not so tell me what's wrong I want to help

by CatsTeachLessons July 4, 2016

Jordaneer

Being a true JORDANEER means no matter what you do or where you go,you support jordan in everything he decides, being a true fan till the end!

'I'm a Jordaneer'
whats a jordaneer?
'Oh, heard of Jordan Jansen? I'm one of his fans, his family.'
Ohright!
'So, im a true Jordaneer.'

by AJPPPPP August 23, 2011