Joao

A guy with an enormous dick.
Also known as Yao

This guy must be called Joao, his dick is huge!

by a dirty girl2 March 23, 2009

Joao Cancelo

An absolute baller of a full-back. Is very good at BOTH left-back and right-back. Is very good defensively and offensively and plays passes like Kevin De Bruyne.

person 1: Did you see Joao Cancelo's performance against Monchengladbach in the first leg of the Champions League?

person 2: I can't think of a better full-back right now!

by AYoutubeNomad March 22, 2021

jadon

that one nigga that gets all the hoes nd is super cool!

"yo is that jadon??! 😍"

"i want jadon inside me 😍😍"

by 1600kami June 17, 2021

Joedonkulus

When something is so crazy you just have to joedonk about it

Yo whats up, that game was pretty joedonkulus bro

by CreeperGamingfan1997 July 31, 2022

Jadon

A MAN WITH A HUGE COCK like BIGGER THAN THE UNIVERSE. one who also attracts all the women

Look at Jadon! He stole my girl

by PhatKidFries March 10, 2023

JODO

A special feeling exclusive to OG foodies because they dine out. People who order in will never ever know what JODO is. That's why it's called the Joy Of Dining Out.

Nik: What do you say when you absolutely love your food and feel like taking the bartender home?
Sonz: #JODO, duh.

by food zombie January 13, 2020

Jordon

A sweet loving girl who is always obsessed with a band and loves her best friends more than anything. Always a beautiful girl and tends to be a little short but really smart.

Guy : Did you see that girl?!!
Guy 2 : yeah she's beautiful
Girl: That's jordon she's my best friend we're practically sisters
Guy: I love her

by Ermen December 20, 2012