jitter joint

Hospital or clinic where drunks and druggies go for rehabilitation when they chemical dependent.

Shamiqua be knocking down too many 40 oz and she be into that Bolivian marching powder and crack. She be headed to the jitter joint before too long. I don't think her purple pill save her now.

by El Franko August 10, 2006

jitter

a jitter is some one that listens to mostly punk rock music including bands such as blink 182, sum 41, bowling for soup, the offspring, rancid and box car racer among others.

they may be able to skate although not all jitters do. jiters are most commonly found in the local skatepark.

the clothes they usually wear are baggy jeans with vans, etnies, converses or any other skater shoes, t shirts with a bands name/ logo on them or a funny comment such as "i am a bomb technician if you see me running try to catch up," "chavbusters," " townies give you aids" etcetc. oo and they may also wear hoodies with band logos on them eg: nirvana dead smiley hoodie...YAY

see also skater, punk rock, hoodie, vans, etnies, blink 182 etc oo and c nirvana because they are amazin XD

chav: aww look a jitter
jitter: fuck you

by grunge_lives July 29, 2005

Jitter

One who wears clothes similar in fashion to skaters (eg: baggy trousers, hoodys or t-shirt over long sleeved top) and mainly listens to mainstream 'punk' music (i.e. blink182, sum 41) or rock music.

A jitter will often wear customised clothes and accessories, and believe themselves to be more individual than a trendy, however since most jitters are similar to each other, this isn’t necessarily the case.

Skill with a skateboard is optional however; owning at least one Tony Hawks Pro Skater game is mandatory.

"most of the jitter's hang out at the skate park"

by DaRk October 6, 2003

Jipster

A hipster who dresses almost exclusively in J. Crew apparel (can be male or female). Jipsters are usually between the ages of 18 and 26, young professionals, and typical hipsters who must transition their style so they can better integrate themselves into the workforce. Most importantly, a jipster possesses the winning combination of swag and class.

Hipster #1: "Bro, I can't find a job. All these employers expect me to wear pants that fit normally."

Hipster #2: "Totes bro, I'm thinking about becoming a jipster instead."

Hipster #1: "Woooah, what's that?"

Hipster #2: "It's this new thing bro. Its like a hipster and a J. Crew store had a baby. You wear J. Crew clothes that are semi-hipster. Being a jipster allows me to be professional but still have swag."

by Jipsters4Life June 18, 2012

jitterbug

the shittiest phone in the world sad enough to even call it a phone, has no cool features just calling and big ass buttons for dumb asses

dude i just got a new phone!
What phone?
the jitterbug!!!
dude that phone fucking blows

by seeingxsounds October 12, 2010

jitterbating

The act of secret nervous masturbation before having sex with a girl to last longer - usually in her bathroom.

girl- Were you jitterbating while you were in there? because your dick seems to have lost its soul.

by Sweek September 19, 2011

titter jitters

mini-orgasms you only feel in your boobs

boy: "yeahh babe lets get it on!"
girl: "sorry hun, i plan on staying a virgin for a while."
boy: "ah don't worry, lets just go for some titter jitters"
girl: "ok!"

by jkackdertree August 29, 2010