jivemonkey

it means like you are going to do something
but you end up not doing it

e.g "you was going to clean up then kitchen but you didnt you jivemonkey"

by charlie brunt March 19, 2008

jide

excessive skin that flaps over the head of the male sex organ

Johnny's penis looks like a little kid's arm that has an extra large sweater on. Jide

by Johnny Jide December 7, 2009

jide

creep; sketchy-ass dude; someone who gives you the creeps

"Girl, this kid Chris is a total jide!!"
"I can tell, he's been jiding you all night.."

by hot pot February 14, 2015

jidenia

Jidenia is a man from Scotland how has a very large cock and gets loads of women he is single as if he broke up with a girl she would end herself from the sadness of losing jidenia his peasants are key ring bookshelf the goth and the neutrino burst

Jidenia is a top shagger

by Sir Columbus the all knowing April 3, 2021

Jizem

An alternative to: "Shit happens!".

"But why?"

"Hey... Jizem!"

by Nowai July 25, 2007

dirty boe jiden

When you tape your balls to a treadmill and put it on 20 miles an hour while at the same time sticking a tube up your butthole and taping it to your face then shitting in it and taking a deep breath so it launches into your mouth all at the same time.

I can’t go to the party I have to help my grandpa do his first and last dirty boe jiden.

by Yopigger June 18, 2022

Jadem

She's a real bitch who sucks major dick

"That Jadem over there, she's such a bitch!"

by Jademm December 12, 2016