jesperetic delay

the slight delay before an orgasm

<^_^> man my bf gives off long jesperetic delay lol

by bangc0ck August 21, 2006

jesper nansen

Smart, hot, popular, look, smell and has the same package as Johnny Sins.
In general, every girls dream, even tough he were's glasses.

Her: "Girl, did you see that ho guy?"
Her girl friends: "Oh yeah, he looks like a Jesper Nansen!"

by The large package guy October 23, 2017

Jesper Nielsen

Official Artix ddoser

She is Jesper Nielsen

by zXzzXz May 29, 2019

Jesper moment

When someone trips or somehow injures themself in a way that shouldn't be possible.

jesper: (Walking)

Jesper: (Trips)

Jesper: (Breaks every bone to have ever existed and that will ever exist, requiring immediate physio).

Someone: Lmao that's a Jesper moment.

by Moment_moment April 20, 2021

jesperfaheysupremecy

Pretty swaggy person who I have been blessed with being mutuals with

jesperfaheysupremecy is very handsome and pretty <3

by spider.on.kurapikas.wall June 23, 2021

jespersloverg1rl

girl who loves jesper, is at an astonishing height of 149cm and is very cool 😁 i imagine their future life to be a part time barista who has a regular customer who talks to them about their interests and she falls in love with them and then she dies in an unfortunate car accident and marries jesper in heaven !

jespersloverg1rl needs to grow.

by slutforjesperfahey August 25, 2021

jasperm

Jasperm is the seed produced by the one and only Jasper. Jasperm is strong like red bull. It will give you wings and make you feel full of happiness. But withdrawal from Jasperm will lead to the following:
Suicide
Anger
Rage
Homicide
Diarrhea

Butt hurt
Heart attack
Stroke
Cancer
Instant death is rare.

Why isn’t Jasper answering my calls. I’m withdrawing from jasperm.

by DADDYFURR October 7, 2021