jellyfish

A free-swimming coelenterate that has a jellylike body and tentacles; they can sting prey.

Let's get some jellyfish Patrick star.

by JulianDB January 24, 2017

jellyfish

A type of high five in which the two participants high five, snap, and pull back their hands in a jellyfish-like motion.

Person 1: Hey man, wassup?!

Person 2: Not much, bro! Jellyfish!
*Jellyfish*

by HarveyLadder October 20, 2010

jellyfish

The result of masturbation (male) in the bath.

I had to take a shower after the bath 'cos I got jellyfish in my hair.

by DeDLoK March 07, 2005

Jellyfishing

When one catches a fart in a clear plastic container, dates it, and freezes it for a minimum of one day. Only to open it with another person to catch the wiff.

A: What's in this container?

B: I went jellyfishing.

*Opening*

A: *Gags* F*cking gross.

by daledairyqueen July 28, 2010

jellyfish

An ad or notice printed with phone numbers written vertically at the bottom on tearable tags and tacked up on noticeboards, shop windows, etc.

Named for the phone number strips' resemblance to a jellyfish's tentacles, and because the pages appear to be floating on the wall/noticeboard/window like jellyfish in the ocean.

Also known as space invaders, especially when there get to be too many of these notices in one place.

I got the number for a great share house off this jellyfish on a post at uni.

by GWMcL December 13, 2010

Jellyfish

The ability to ejaculate with a half-erect penis, usually caused by narcotics or alcohol

Whoa I was rockstar drunk last night, I totally jellyfishes whats-her-pickle and got outta there fast

by Burnaby_Bo July 10, 2011

Jellyfish

A woman who is great to look at, but dangerous to get close too.

"She's hot! Too bad she's a jellyfish... That girl is crazy as hell, she'll stab you during foreplay..."

by DaRealMan March 16, 2013