Awkward Jellyfish

The natural progression of the awkward turtle.
Only one hand is needed to do the awkward jellyfish. Open your hand face down, then, mimic a jellyfish swimming, moving your hand upward as it closes.

Billy: I love you.
Jamie: Oh... That's cool.
Billy: *awkward turtle*
Bobby: *awkward jellyfish*

by zesineg September 29, 2009

jellyfish party

This term comes from the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Spongebob thinks it will be cool to have a jellyfish as a pet.
So he goes to sleep that night and ties the jellyfish to his bed, but it gets free and goes back to jellyfish fields where it gathers all its jellyfish friends and brings them back to Spongebob's pineapple. They start to play techno music as loud as possible, and it vibrates everything, even Spongebobs neighbors, Squidward, house.
Now everywhere I live everyone loves to havejellyfish parties 24/7. And these parties go all night long, you can feel your brain rattling from your bed.

Omg what the hell is going on over there?! I think they're having a fuckin jellyfish party! Goddamnit!

by Anonymous225kittykittylicklick May 22, 2009

st louis jellyfish

Result of when a man ejaculates into liquid, normally water such as a bathtub, pool, hot tub, cup, etc...

He must have really enjoyed that bath because he left a St Louis Jellyfish in the tub.

by IamK April 13, 2014

dutch jellyfish

The name given to a clot of jizz caught in the plughole, after having a wank in the bath and running away the water.

My flatmate left a dutch jellyfish in the bathroom

by lingurgitator July 31, 2007

Upsidedown Jellyfish

The female does a tripod handstand then places her knees on her elbows, while the male - who is standing facing her back - holds her up by the hips to support her weight while inserting his erect penis inside her for the act of coitus.

Okay, so you've tried the lotus but whatchoo know 'bout that upsidedown jellyfish girl?!

by Buster Grand May 25, 2014

Tokyo Jellyfish

When a wonderful lady puts a jellyfish in a plastic bag and inserts it into her Hooha, then asks her man to go down on her. Upon doing so his face is stung and the lady stops the stinging by urinating on his face.

Last night Shirley gave me a Tokyo Jellyfish, my tongue is still swollen and my face smells like piss...it was the best!! I'm gonna marry that girl.

by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014

long island jellyfish

A used condom found on the beach.

I was enjoying the walk on the beach until I stepped on a "Long Island jellyfish."

by Kidkangaroo October 8, 2015