Jeffing

1. The act of secretly jerking off on video chat in the bathroom while your wife is in the other room.

2. Using childish insults like fat, ugly, and poor when you don't know how to use logic to defend your point of view.

1. Girl 1: Who is that guy?

Girl 2: Just some loser who is always jeffing me on snapchat.

2. You know you've already lost the argument when you start Jeffing.

by Kasilyn13 October 23, 2018

jeffing

the process of utilizing one's position of power to influence one of lower status into acts of an explicit nature

A professor was jeffing the freshmen this semester.

by Jeff's Victims September 4, 2009

Jeffin'

The act of kissing ass and/or brown nosing in a person's face when in actuality you really have ill feelings toward that person.Also, this is Kansas City Lingo, but a humongous single. Jeffin' is ass kissin', then talkin' trash, dissin'.

When you see me rolling up, stop Jeffin' stop Jeffin', they be like what's up? Stop Jeffin' stop Jeffin', yeah you. Stop Jeffin', we ain't cool. Stop Jeffin'.

by the_waitresss October 29, 2011

jeffin

a constant flake, or someone who flakes repeatedly

That fool is a jeff, he never pulls through when he says he will.

That fool is jeffin, he said he would be here hours ago!

by 1904LxVE May 20, 2011

jeffran

When you uncontrollably shit your pants.

Dude what the fuck, I think he just jeffraned.

by Greeg March 16, 2019

Jeffin

When a man pee's sitting down while straddling the toilet.

I caught my friend jeffin last night, how awkward...

by Matron Malice July 2, 2011

Jeffried

To be jeffried is to fall asleep usually in a public/awkward place and to have a friend/stranger snap a photo beside your sleeping self. Hilarity ensues but if the jeffrey is done properly, it will be stealth and you will have no idea until you log on to social media. Named after Flipping Out's Jeff Lewis, whom has the best and most creative jeffrey's ever!

I jeffried Mike last night when he fell asleep at the bar, what an old man!

by peeptoe December 18, 2013