Jebus

The home city of the Jebusites; conquered by Kind David and renamed Jerusalem.

"Hey, did you ever notice that on page 375 of this thing, it says 'Jebus'?"
"Huh...It's supposed to be Jesus, right?"

by Charlie Decker December 22, 2003

jablunt

A joint rolled to equal the size of a blunt

I smoked a jablunt last night and that shit got me stonned as a mother fucker

by Smokey JOe ;) June 10, 2008

Jebus

A heroic knights drug supplier

Ae canny waet to get mae ol patch from mae Jebus

by oldfashionedscotty July 8, 2019

Jebuscis

A trash Fortnite playing squeaker

"I have a Jebuscis on my team!" This explains that my teammate is a garbage squeaker that probably plays Fortnite.

by Poopy_Lagoon_69 September 16, 2019

Go JetBlue

After the recent events involving a JetBlue Flight Attendant cussing out a passenger and quitting his job over the PA system, this phrase is used in lieu of "Go Postal"

If I have to put up with one more bitchy customer, I'm gonna Go JetBlue on them

by Mr. Slater is my Hero August 11, 2010

Jebus Chripes

My Sabiour!

Oh, Jebus Chripes, willt thou helpst me?!

by Ram-Dawg May 4, 2004

jebus

Variant of Jesus, used because it's less offensive.

Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use the Lord's name in vain," and gets the message across.

Tenchin: Don't struggle! They'll just bring you in deeper!
Psyguy: Save meh, Jebus!

by GrifMoNeY March 30, 2004