A masterbate text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masterbation session. The text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. If the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to masterbate. This rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.
It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masterbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masterbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masterbate.
by masterbatexter December 27, 2009
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Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?
Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?
Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
by blackwaterray April 22, 2011
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Jaspurbate Jaspurbating and Jaspurbation are used to tell someone in case you don't want them to know what you are doing
Jane wants to go and take a shit but doesn't want her friends to know where she is going so
Jane:"Hey guys, i am going to go and jaspurbate, ill be right back"
Jane:"Hey guys, i am going to go and jaspurbate, ill be right back"
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I caught her masterbateing and her dildo was in the other hand wiggling around with cum all over it while she was still playing with herself with the other hand I'm not gonna lie I started walking off she was moaning and cumming and then she had said my name and I came all on the floor that's when she turned around she knew I was there she laughed at me and told me to get the fuck out
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