Jalopi Boi

one who likes to self suck

Bro one: "lmao look at the jalopi bois chat"

Bro two: tf is a jalopi boi,

Bro one: I'ts a lifestyle you wouldn't understand

by YA MAMMMZ October 3, 2019

Jaunty Jalopies

men who spend their whole life working in business but then 1920s business partners join a wacky international drivers in the -1,500 mile Monte Carlo Rally*

Those Daring Young Men In Their Jaunty Jalopies.

by Kloie Mariah's Mommyy May 18, 2011

Jalopy

A sloppy blow job

Rasputin" Hannah give me a jalopy for my birth day comrade"

by Otto January 29, 2017

lakebed jalopy

the act of motorboating someone while the receiving person shits directly in their face

Went out with Elle the other day and ended the night by giving her a lakebed jalopy.

by ClitRipper1500 December 17, 2024

Sloppy jalopy

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022

Sloppy jalopy Bryant

When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.

Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend

by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021

Sloppy Jalopy

The act of receiving road head from a Gilf.

It was a great idea to give the my elderly neighbor a ride to the store, she thanked me with Sloppy Jalopy.

by TheForgeCleric April 18, 2025