When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.
Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend
by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021
by Jimmy Bird March 11, 2022
When you have rough sex and before you finish you slip out cum on your hand and slap her in the face.
by Alfie Clark Jeavons January 11, 2021
men who spend their whole life working in business but then 1920s business partners join a wacky international drivers in the -1,500 mile Monte Carlo Rally*
by Kloie Mariah's Mommyy April 27, 2011
Bro one: "lmao look at the jalopi bois chat"
Bro two: tf is a jalopi boi,
Bro one: I'ts a lifestyle you wouldn't understand
Bro two: tf is a jalopi boi,
Bro one: I'ts a lifestyle you wouldn't understand
by YA MAMMMZ October 03, 2019
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by Otto January 30, 2017