Jalapeno Hot Dog 

The act of, while attending a party, esp. one put on by an ex-girlfriend or other nasty cunt, finding the host's vibrator/dildo and submerging said object in the most offensive hot sauce available. Ex-girlfriend/rancid bitch then proceeds to masturbate (sometimes days later) and experience extreme pain in her genital region.

- Yo, dawg, was you at your ex-bitches' party last night?
-Yeah fool, I found her vibrator and gave her a mothafuckin' Jalapeno Hot Dog.
-Holy shit, brosef, you're the man.
-Hell fucking yeah.

Bitch: "OWWWWWWWW"

Jalapeno Hot Dog by Bean 63 July 3, 2006

Jalapeno Dump 

The dump that is taken the day after consuming too many hot peppers. It leaves an unpleasant, even painful burning and tingling sensation in the anus.

Dude, that philly cheese steak with extra jalapenos i had didnt sit right with me. Later on, I had a massive jalapeno dump!

Man, I hope your ass isnt too spicy!

Jalapeno Dump by Sometimes, I tye dye my pubes. March 19, 2009

Jalapeno Cheese Stick 

Exactly what it sounds like. It's also sexual.

Cindy was so hot for me so i gave her a taste of my Jalapeno Cheese Stick!!

No way bro! Nice....

Jalapeno Cheese Stick by Chester the Moose February 5, 2012

jalapeño piss hole 

When soap gets into the tip of the penis causing an extreme stinging sensation during urination.

Never masturbate with shampoo; if you get any in your dick you'll be regretting it the next time you piss with your jalapeño piss hole!

jalapeño piss hole by Debbit;Debbit July 2, 2016

Jalapeño penis 

The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat

"omg I got jalapeño penis!"

Jalapeño penis by Blake Phipps June 12, 2016

Jalapeño hands 

When u eat jalapeño chips and all the remains of the Jalapeño and chip crumbs are left on your hands preventing u from doing simple tasks such as using your phone

“Sorry I couldn’t text you back, I had jalapeño hands”

Jalapeño hands by Mistamoos3 February 27, 2019

Jalapeno handjob

Getting a handjob with icy hot as lube

My dick is still burning from that jalapeno handjob last night.

Jalapeno handjob by Ash2meowth July 10, 2016