gerbil jamming

If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!

Man, I jammed those gerbils so fuckin hard last night they were clawing on my rectum!

by the master jammer November 17, 2006

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Jamming B

A term often used by software and online game designers and coders, to refer to one of the subsequent players who constantly mocks the game and the way it is made, because they simply have nothing better to do. It is important, in order to understand Jamming B's, that you look up the other, related phrases; Twat, Cock, Ungrateful, Shite.

Ahh, we've got another Jamming B, better hit the delete button.
That Jamming B has awful grammar.
What an ungrateful little shit that Jamming B is.

by Ted J February 11, 2008

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Pencil Jamming

Synonym to cockblock

Dude I was gonna go make out with her but Mike was pencil jamming dirty...

by PENCILJAMMER January 24, 2010

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jamming glove

Masturbating.

"I totally caught him jamming glove on the couch when he thought no one was home."

by shit hammer April 23, 2013

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jamming to the cut

Jammin out listening to something that gets you hyped up and ready for the day/workout “whatever helps you tap into your great positive energy”.

( the statement in parenthesis
pəˈrenTHəsə was not written by me)

“Gotta love his Nostalgia. I swear gets me all hyped up. Next thing you know Ive been jamming to the cut cleaning dancing like a fool in my socks and pajamas”

by Nonosworld May 7, 2021

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