jack rabbit squats

The jack rabbit squat is from the secret Tyson Van Bum-Gardener's plyometrics routine. To perform be sure to plant carrots with adequate spacing. When carrots are ready to be plucked, align body in garden row with your feet shoulder distance apart, slowly get down in squat position, flex buttocks to firmly grasp the carrot stem, pull the carrot out of the earth by jumping as high as you can with a lateral movement to set yourself up for the next pick, continue until you complete the row. Please note that this exercise works best without wearing pants and/or under garments.

Tyson performs jack rabbit squats with gravity defying leaps!

by Chew baca September 10, 2013

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jack rabbit sex

As portrayed in Sex and the City, it is highly aggressive, fast-paced sex, resembling that performed by jack rabbits, or small dogs. It is essentially masterbating with a woman, chracterized by a pound-pound-pound-pound sequence. Men sometimes think it compensates for having a small penis or a partner with a particularly deep vagina, but really it's often painful for the woman.

"Ow, I'm still sore from that jack rabbit sex I had last night. I can hardly walk"

by J Bag January 3, 2006

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Jack Rabbit

A man who has fast but not deep penetration during sex, similar to a jack rabbit popping his head in and out of a hole quickly. Usually only a little more than the tip of the penis enters, and it is quickly removed repeatedly so as to only stimulate the head of the penis.

It can be used as a verb and a noun

Girl 1: "How was your date last night? I heard that guy jack rabbits."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's a Jack rabbit all right. Speedy dick barely got in there."
Girl 1: "What's with guys jack rabitting all the time? It's so selfish."
Girl 2: "I don't know, maybe they think the faster the better? Anyway, I definitely won't fuck him again."

by NiNo Marie June 12, 2013

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