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jibber jabber

useless words, beating around the bush, talkin' out yer ass. annoying banter.
Stop all this jibber jabber about your ex!
by bacca rati May 13, 2002
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Jabboo

(Wee Jabobulus)
A Jabboo is a small fat boy usually about 4, 9". He is usually in the early stages of puberty and naive to the ways of the world. His features can also include aesymetrical facial structure and squint eyes that appear to not focus on anything.
The Jabboo is a boy who will lie about his connections to Zac Efron, and who is keen social networker, and a slow runner.
The Jabbo's natural predator is the the Cougar (Puma concolor)
Daniel (Drunken Browser A) "Mate, I just commented on this fat boy's bebo photo, calling him a wee Jabboo"
Ryan (Drunken Browser B) "Oh shit, he looks like a stroke victim"
by Your-Villain March 24, 2009
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short jabber

(noun) 1. A male who does not last long during sexual intercourse. 2. A person who ejaculates prematurely.

(verb) short jabbing The Act of prematurely ejaculating.
She said i last way longer than her last guy. I guess he was a short jabber.
by big.tee09 August 9, 2010
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jabberwiki

a portmanteau of jabberwocky and Wikipedia.
1. a person whose attempts at witty conversation comes mostly from Wikipedia articles. 2. someone who monopolizes conversations with random trivia. 2. v. to bore the hell out of your friends by incessantly spouting unsubstantiated and useless facts.
1. Matt was such an annoying jabberwiki that his co-workers avoid his company.

2. "Tell your girl to go easy on the sauce, dude. Once she gets hammered she turns into a jabberwiki!"

3. "Who are you trying to impress, Larry? What you just said was pure, unadulterated jabberwiki!"
by Nickilicious January 16, 2008
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jabbawockeez

the overall winning legendary dance crew on randy jackson presents: americas best dance crew, on every thurs day at 10:00.they face crews of 12 which whoever wins gets 100,000 dollars. facing them, kaba modern,iconic,breaksk8,status quo,fem 5, fysh & chicks,and 5 other crews who are not important because they got voted off immediately:) go JABBAWOCKEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey man, did you see the Jabbawockeez whoop the other dance crews last night?"
by brad d shiznit February 25, 2008
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Jabba the Hut

a character off of star wars, an immensely obese character who catches leia, ties her up and "tries" dirty things...none of which succeed b/c...he's so fucking fat. also a term used for huge lardous people.
kid #1: your girlfriend is such a jabba the hut.
kid #2: yeah...but i love her. but sometimes it's hard to fornicate.
kid #1: ...
by Kim L'Amour October 2, 2006
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Jabba Job

When a morbidly obese man receives a blow job while eating immense quantities of food.
Dude, I heard that Jack Black's wife gave him a Jabba Job while he was pounding a Crave Case!
by House Of Whacks October 26, 2011
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