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evolutionary religion

1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.

2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.
dude: "how was the earth created?"

"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)

dude: but how do you know for sure?

"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...
by Consequences October 7, 2010
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lancer evolution

a true legendary car made by mistu. 8 models or "evolutions" of the car. for its reasonably low price tag, can usually out perform more expensive cars stock to stock
that stock evo 7 just raped that gto
by gah September 15, 2003
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Evolutionize

Evolving to be better than all those around you; reaching godhood.
"Dude, Aaron totally evolutionized"
"Ikr. He's totally on another level now"
by ya tilted bro? January 30, 2019
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Super saiyan blue evolution

Super saiyan blue evolution also know as Complete super saiyan blue is a form only currently accessible by Vegeta. The form is achieved when he surpasses his limits in order to save his family and resurrect Cabba’s universe

The form has no significant difference to Super saiyan blue other then a slightly darker hair color and aura similar to the color royal blue also a mild increase of muscle mass. The form is on par with Super saiyan blue Kaioken Goku did, the form also allows him to use Final explosion without dying this was shown it the Vegeta vs Toppo fight
Vegeta Fan: have you heard Vegeta has a new form called Super Saiyan Blue evolution
by That1irishweeb November 19, 2019
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isolationship

The deep sense of connection to self and house mates developed after long periods of social distancing.
“Due to this pandemic, I’ve entered into an isolationship with my self and family over these many long days and nights.”
by SalvyZ March 21, 2020
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hatcher isolation

A common practice at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The process of studying in complete social isolation, with only your books and some (disallowed) food and drink, for hours on end, for midterms or other GPA-necessary assignments.

(Background: The Hatcher Graduate Library is actually an interconnected set of two buildings, Hatcher North and Hatcher South. It is possible to get lost in the stacks even with the guidelines on the floor, as many freshmen do. There are numerous small study rooms in the corridors, called study carrels, and are generally occupied (even when in the most obscure of areas) by undergraduate upperclassmen that have explored (and survived) the Hatcher stacks.)
Mike has been in hatcher isolation for the past week; I haven't seen him for days. That midterm must really be hard.
by Wolverine September 26, 2004
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Italian Isolationist

Nickname giving to Kobe Bryant by the respected, esteemed, and distinguished sports analyst Colin Cowherd.

note to readers: the akron hammer, a popular new name for Lebron James, is an urban legend invented by an unreliable source in sports.
Game Script:

"The pass to Kobe, and he sinks an amazing spinning fadeaway shot!"
"Oh my goodness..."
"That right there, was a walk in the park for the Italian Isolationist."
by dirtdog177 November 11, 2009
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