Itch in the Ditch

(adverb) a phrase you say to someone when you see them scratching their butt crack or anywhere in the vicinity of the butt crack. Can also be used when you see them pulling out their underwear or pants from the butt crack area; can also be used when a female does this in the lower frontal extremity

Itch in the Ditch

by sekajakes July 6, 2010

Itch Crotch Club

A club formed by the first person to get caught itching their crotch. To become a member of the this elite club you must get caught itching your crotch by someone already in the club.

I became a member of the Itch Crotch Club in the hall at school.

by miriam sprobro April 23, 2008

itch twitchy twat

When you cross a bad case of thrush and a one night stand with Billy Ray Cyrus

Patient : I have an Itchy Twitchy Twat
Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush

by KiNeTiK August 18, 2004

Itch Ripple

An itch that gets spread out over a broad area triggered by scratching a single itch.

"I scratched an itch on my shoulder and now my lower back itches."

"The itch on my arm kept jumping to random locations."

"Doctor, the itch ripples have gotten so bad that my husband feels them when I scratch my head."

by Ken Saunders April 27, 2009

Itch-dick

A frustrating phenomenon to occur on occasion to males where specifically one's dick is prone to ruthlessly itching in the most frustrating of places.

I'll be right back, I've got massive itch-dick.

by HeadHunterX11 September 12, 2016

itch particles

The microscopic particles commonly found on St. Augustine grass that cause an unbearable itching sensation when one happens to come in contact with said grass.

Dude!, the itch particles are all over me! I wish I wore a shirt to fend from the itching.

by Accruedd December 2, 2010

itch kink

when ur itchy and sex

"Hey man u gotta itch kink?"

by kokichikinnie22 December 19, 2020