(Guy calls Apple store pretending to be Steve Jobs)
Guy: We're releasing a new Apple product, you wanna know what it's called?
Apple Store Employee: sure
Guy: it's called the iDildo, you shove it up your ass while listening to iTunes
*Apple Employee hangs up*
Guy: We're releasing a new Apple product, you wanna know what it's called?
Apple Store Employee: sure
Guy: it's called the iDildo, you shove it up your ass while listening to iTunes
*Apple Employee hangs up*
by applealex October 6, 2009
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Isidoro Is a nice person and funny he is very sweet to girls
He will make you the one and only he will take a relationship seriously no one will fuck with him he gets mad fast
He will make you the one and only he will take a relationship seriously no one will fuck with him he gets mad fast
by Isidoro February 13, 2019
Get the Isidoro mug.Isolde can be shy but very sweet. She is a princess, always kind and loveable. Sometimes she isolates her problems, she takes other people before her self. Isolde is very pretty as well, like a viking ice princess. German heritage but probably has Scandinavian genes as well.
- Where does Isolde come from?
- Must be scandinavia, just look at her.
- Your right, she looks like an ice princess!
- Must be scandinavia, just look at her.
- Your right, she looks like an ice princess!
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Get the iselda mug.Iside is a beautiful girl. She isn’t hygienic most of the time but she lives all of her friends and lives to share. Her fashion taste is old but gold and she is the sexiest person alive. She believe that sex solves everything and loves to cuddle
by Lali2005 November 13, 2019
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Usually has curly dark hair, a bit on the short side but can still hit you below the belt if need be.
She is gifted with a natural intelligence that can blow you away along with an irresistible charm.
Sure she can get mean sometimes but, at the end of the day, she is still your 4lyfer. That will never change.
If a woman named Isidora loves you, you're in for one hell of a ride.
Get ready for a lot of fiery passion that's headed your way when she wants to hook up with you.
Not only is she sensual and seductive, she can be very sweet and will support you all the way.
But be careful.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
If you decide to piss her off, it's game over.
Usually has curly dark hair, a bit on the short side but can still hit you below the belt if need be.
She is gifted with a natural intelligence that can blow you away along with an irresistible charm.
Sure she can get mean sometimes but, at the end of the day, she is still your 4lyfer. That will never change.
If a woman named Isidora loves you, you're in for one hell of a ride.
Get ready for a lot of fiery passion that's headed your way when she wants to hook up with you.
Not only is she sensual and seductive, she can be very sweet and will support you all the way.
But be careful.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
If you decide to piss her off, it's game over.
Blake: I heard Isidora broke up with Jimmy the other night.
Derek: I know but screw him! The guy was a total loser anyway.
Blake: .....you're banging her, aren't you?
Derek: Damn straight, brotha. Get in line.
Lily: That bitch Isidora. GOD I hate her!!
Sabrina: Ugh me too. With her... voluptuous mommy milkers and her amazing wit and sense of humor...
I'd let her peg me.
Lily: Fruit.
Derek: I know but screw him! The guy was a total loser anyway.
Blake: .....you're banging her, aren't you?
Derek: Damn straight, brotha. Get in line.
Lily: That bitch Isidora. GOD I hate her!!
Sabrina: Ugh me too. With her... voluptuous mommy milkers and her amazing wit and sense of humor...
I'd let her peg me.
Lily: Fruit.
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