Iranium

A nuclear substance used exclusively for peaceful purposes.

Middle eastern countries seek to acquire Iranium to build a peaceful nuclear industry to supply light and heat for their people.

by Plutonium Pete January 26, 2008

Iranian Cat

One of the best breeds of cats in the world. They are very expensive.

I just bought an Iranian Cat.

by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008

Iranian Cluster Fuck

A sexual indulgence not at all involving the Iranian people or its beliefs. The act entails dousing oneself in plutonium and masturbatory fluids while religiously praising the glory of our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-un. Afterwards, the individual must sneak through the Chinese border--Seppuku must take place if the individual in question is already within the nation of China--and continue to obtain nuclear launch codes on which he/she will smuggle into Iran via the anus so that a large group of security guards will have to manually retrieve the said object with their hands. This is done solely for the pleasure of the individual.

Guy 1: Shit, brah. I got so zobbled last night that I participated in an Iranian Cluster Fuck with that mentally crippled cousin I told you about.

Guy 2: The Holocaust was a lie, bro.

by Kiki Reeves August 2, 2012

Iranian General

The act of loudly ejaculating in a urinal at a shitty restaurant in a bad neighborhood to show off your flex.

I went into waffle house to pull an Iranian General, but Trump pretty well beat me to it in real life.

by Nb68 January 3, 2020

iranian eye goggles

The act of placing a single nut on each eyelid of the victim

Dude last night I gave Jenny Iranian eye goggles and she couldn't see for two hours.

by Joemom12 February 12, 2014

Irmani

Beautiful, intelligent young woman. If you hurt her you will die. She is strong and goes through so much. She needs her partner to hold her at her darkest moments. But don't play with her emotions you will die as said before.She is a good and honest friend. She can be cute when she wants. But she is naturally a queen.

Irmani- "Dang man, do you see her. She is beautiful."

by Slyvia Royster February 20, 2019

Iryana

Iryana is a real Bitch Periodt . She takes NO SHIT from anybody she's mixed with the sun and a little hurricane the perfect storm. Always sassy but sweet and if you're her friend great don't lose her and if you're her lover well aren't you lucky honey .

" Damn bro that's Iryana "

by Piggy32 November 30, 2020