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Cora Irvine 

Loves ketamine and loves being called irv and shmooopie. Likes to pick her nose when she’s not working
Cora Irvine by Rocket socks November 22, 2021

UC Irvine Football 

A non-existent college football program.
Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.

Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!

Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!

Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!

Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.

Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!

Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.
UC Irvine Football by ZXY&ABC October 9, 2022

Mace Irvine 

1. An individual who is closely related to a species of monkey called the proboscis monkey. Mace Irvine is someone likely to have an extreme foot fetish. Not only that, a Mace Irvine can be seen on occasion using his beloved strap-on device on men.

2. Can also mean your Gay in conversation.
"He is such a Mace Irvine."
"Look! its a wild Mace Irvine!"

National bully Irvine day 

On the 4th April we all bully Irvine to commemorate how fat she really is.
Joel: yo Kayle did u know its National bully Irvine day! Kayle: no i didnt!

Irving Aguilera

The Best Mystery Hunter ever. He's handsome, experienced, and very swifty.
Irving Aguilera had to drink red wine in the forest again.
Irving Aguilera by Knitty May 9, 2023

Lil Irving 

A very handsome, enigmatic, charming, marvelous, talented, experienced individual that lives in Northern San Diego at the time being. He likes to hang around non-humans & explore nature.
Lil Irving by Knitty May 1, 2023