Inted

When someone intentionally feeds in your League of Legends game. Often they enter the game with the intent to throw, or lose you the game.

I got inted in my league game bro.
My Lee Sin jungle inted so hard, he went 0-10-0

by AztekLoL October 7, 2019

Ease of Opening Index

A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.

Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? What´s the point?

I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.

by rperazag May 21, 2010

driving while intexticated

Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.

Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.

by mlhiss September 24, 2009

insexicated

Adj: affected by or as if by copious amounts of fornication.

They lay there like two people that were insexicated after a night of debauchery.

by Cairopractor March 25, 2008

Intel Security

Formally known as McAfee Antivirus, Intel Security boasts little to no improvement over it's predecessor. The overall difference between McAfee Antivirus and Intel Security is that Intel Security will be hardware integrated, which means that the only way to be rid of this horrid piece of software is to avoid purchasing products with Intel chipsets.

"McAfee in hardware... This can't be good." - Mike (not Cox) of ZDNet.com

As Intel Security is merely an attempt to rebrand McAfee Antivirus after Intel's breathtaking $7.7 billion dollar acquisition of the company, see McAfee

by TheMightyTitan January 9, 2014

PWP Index

The "Pussy Worth the Problem" (PWP) index. This index serves to determine whether or not the marginal benefit, (benefit being the pleasure received from a woman's reproductive organ) exceeds the marginal cost (cost being any downside following the receiving of this pleasure, whether physical, spiritual or social).

Formula for PWP = (marginal benefit)/(marginal cost) x100

Francis: Bro Tiffany is so hot I wanna hook up with her so bad, she definitely got a snatcher down there as well.
Andre: Yea bro but what's her PWP Index? I heard her parents just got divorced...
Francis: Oh shit bro that's a good point... I don't think that pussy's worth the problem.

by realandre May 3, 2023

Domestic Volume Index

A person's domestic volume index is a measurement ( 1 - 3) of lifestyle value one individual takes in a common living environment either workplace or domestic.

Examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and Oprah.

The scale measures as 1 = one average person's domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.

The only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are King Henri the VIII and Paris Hilton

FRANK: OMG Johnny, have you met Matt's new GF? she's got a domestic volume index of 2.8

DENNIS: Ah dude, he's in for a bumpy ride.

by TimThomas June 11, 2009