instaGC'er

What members of instagc decided to call themselves.

Look that dude just got an instant gift card. Yeah, he must be an instaGC'er.

by instaGC.com October 19, 2014

instagram hoe

a girl who post provokative pictures on instagram for boys to fiend over but act stuck up when the boy tries talk to her

a thirst trapper

man, dont try to @ her she's and instagram hoe

NO DONT LIKE THAT, ITS AN INSTAGRAM HOE THIRST TRAP

by kingFinessee November 29, 2013

Instagram

A prominent photo sharing website. While Instagram has very high ability to provide professional, valid photography, a large amount of the teenage and preteenage population have stormed Instagram, turning it into an experience similar to Facebook before the middle aged population began signing up and completely destroying it.

While there is a small percentage of good photography on Instagram, a user will mostly find selfies at awkward angles taken by Caucasian girls (usually with their starbucks in the shot), or strange posts stating that if you find the letter "n" amidst the letter "m"s, in the picture your crush will ask you out. Many predict that Instagram will burn out, but others never seem to tire of the same selfies with dramatic captions.

White girl 1: I just got on Instagram today and posted a selfie!
White girl 2 2: How many likes did it get?
White girl 1: Um, I think around 20...
White girl 2: 20?! ...we can't be friends. Come back when you have at least 50 likes per pic.

by I ran out of good name ideas December 17, 2014

Instagram

A website tryhard's use at my school to force one another to each other so jocks can feel happy about their little feelings towards one another.

Instagram is now known as tinder due to my friggin school.

(car 4 represents tryhards success rate, the other cars represent all the tryhards crushes ignoring them.)

by Anonymouse. SCREEEEEEEEE December 28, 2018

Instagram model

The girl who flies to Dubai in first class for free to get fucked.

If next time you see an Instagram model who is flying in first class to Dubai, even though if you are at school or work, just remember that her life is as shit as yours.

by colin yang September 28, 2019

instaboner

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly

1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"

by Zmoney November 30, 2005

instabuy

describing a product, that is so awesome, you want to buy it the instant you see it

Person 1: "hey check it out, a t-shirt with a lion riding a flying manta ray, just $10 today only"

Person 2: "oh my god, instabuy"

by swissarmyshark June 29, 2011