bed

something to sleep on and can put someone on

joseph loves beds and putting people to bed.

by stanparkjisung October 16, 2019

bed

A place to sleep, have sex, watch TV, listen to music, etc. located in your bedroom.

Did you ever notice that the word "bed" LOOKS like a bed?

by pentozali November 29, 2013

In Bed

Something you can add to any sentence in the world and make it sound related to sex.

Try it, it works. : Can make any conversation amusing.

Dude: Hey, what time should I fix your computer?
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, I saw your mom at that restaurant last night.
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, stop jumping on my sister!
Dude 2: In bed.

by hilarityislovelitude June 23, 2009

Bed

A device used for recuperating lost stamina invented by Nyl during the Dark Ages

I'm going to destroy you on the bed tonight honey

by Nelnel68 June 12, 2018

Bed

Somewhere where u and ur bae can go

Let’s take this to the bed

by Bsmaknaha June 15, 2018

Bed

Another house for a lazy person

Mom: can you please get me the milk?

Son: no Im in my bed

Mom: why? Is that your new house or sumthin?

Son: yup

by Unknown❓ September 3, 2018

Bed

Somebody who likes porn

Aaniyah: Did you know Adrian likes bed
Rihanna: Really?
Duayne: Yeah I saw his history at school.

by Jacob [e-mail] April 30, 2019