bed

something to sleep on and can put someone on

joseph loves beds and putting people to bed.

by stanparkjisung October 16, 2019

bed

A place to sleep, have sex, watch TV, listen to music, etc. located in your bedroom.

Did you ever notice that the word "bed" LOOKS like a bed?

by pentozali November 29, 2013

In Bed

Something you can add to any sentence in the world and make it sound related to sex.

Try it, it works. : Can make any conversation amusing.

Dude: Hey, what time should I fix your computer?
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, I saw your mom at that restaurant last night.
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, stop jumping on my sister!
Dude 2: In bed.

by hilarityislovelitude June 23, 2009

Bed

Somebody who likes porn

Aaniyah: Did you know Adrian likes bed
Rihanna: Really?
Duayne: Yeah I saw his history at school.

by Jacob [e-mail] April 30, 2019

Bed

The bed the best place place in the world. in the mornings you never wanna leave it. and in evening you love it. the bed is the best place in the whole world

i love my bed

by AfunnyPerson October 8, 2019

Bed

Something that is slept on

Thats a bed

by Radali October 1, 2020

Bed

A place you sleep in at night

The man slept in his bed at night while it was raining

by Bestiebooboo March 16, 2023