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Bed

My favourite hello and hardest goodbye.
*wakes up at 6.00am*
I cant wait to go to bed!
by Classicblondie May 22, 2018
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A place to sleep, have sex, watch TV, listen to music, etc. located in your bedroom.
Did you ever notice that the word "bed" LOOKS like a bed?
by pentozali November 29, 2013
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In Bed

Something you can add to any sentence in the world and make it sound related to sex.

Try it, it works. : Can make any conversation amusing.
Dude: Hey, what time should I fix your computer?
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, I saw your mom at that restaurant last night.
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, stop jumping on my sister!
Dude 2: In bed.
by hilarityislovelitude June 23, 2009
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Bed

The man slept in his bed at night while it was raining
by Bestiebooboo March 16, 2023
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Bed

Another house for a lazy person
Mom: can you please get me the milk?

Son: no Im in my bed

Mom: why? Is that your new house or sumthin?

Son: yup
by Unknown❓ September 3, 2018
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Bed

A device used for recuperating lost stamina invented by Nyl during the Dark Ages
I'm going to destroy you on the bed tonight honey
by Nelnel68 June 12, 2018
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Bed
by Someone on this website November 26, 2021
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