Bed

My favourite hello and hardest goodbye.

*wakes up at 6.00am*
I cant wait to go to bed!

by Classicblondie May 22, 2018

bed

A place to sleep, have sex, watch TV, listen to music, etc. located in your bedroom.

Did you ever notice that the word "bed" LOOKS like a bed?

by pentozali November 29, 2013

In Bed

Something you can add to any sentence in the world and make it sound related to sex.

Try it, it works. : Can make any conversation amusing.

Dude: Hey, what time should I fix your computer?
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, I saw your mom at that restaurant last night.
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, stop jumping on my sister!
Dude 2: In bed.

by hilarityislovelitude June 23, 2009

Bed

A place you sleep in at night

The man slept in his bed at night while it was raining

by Bestiebooboo March 16, 2023

Bed

Another house for a lazy person

Mom: can you please get me the milk?

Son: no Im in my bed

Mom: why? Is that your new house or sumthin?

Son: yup

by Unknown❓ September 3, 2018

Bed

A device used for recuperating lost stamina invented by Nyl during the Dark Ages

I'm going to destroy you on the bed tonight honey

by Nelnel68 June 12, 2018

Bed

Yes

Bed

by Someone on this website November 26, 2021