Home Improvement Sunday

The excuse your "friend" uses to avoid coming over to your house for a meal on Easter Sunday.

Bruh...it's home improvement Sunday... It's a thing...I promise I didn't just make it up.

by Suburban Pictionary July 6, 2016

new and improved joker product

A female celebrity with a huge grotesque grin. Coined by radio DJ's Don and Mike to describe Cameron Diaz.
A reference to the poisoned products that The Joker unleashed on Gotham City in the movie "Batman" which killed their victims and left them with horrific grins on their faces.

I hear Justin Timberlake is dating New And Improved Joker Product

by Steve Aardvark December 20, 2006

Vup and go new and improved

That just means they have bought another factory in China to produce 100,000 cartons a day. Made up of 80% saw dust.

"Dusty goodness."

by Mr. Chang, exposing the truth on vup n go. September 9, 2003

Continuous Process Improvement (CPI)

A tool set for Lean Six Sigma (LSS) Black Belts to ensure government agencies as well as corporate organizations maintain their required levels of readiness, to reduce the costs of doing business and investment assets, utilize CPI methods for delivering positive results and advance the culture of CPI.

Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) is reducing the cost of doing business by improving workforce productivity/process cycle efficiency.
Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) maximizes the value of delivered products and services by ensuring customer satisfaction. Basic areas of consideration for improvement are quality of delivered products, focusing on cost, quality and performance.

by cmurray67 April 19, 2012

Improved Snail

When a girl is eaten out laying on her back and slowly pushes away as she cums leaving a trail much like a snail.

"Before we had sex I ate her out and she did the improved snail."

by firerock1 May 26, 2020

Improved Eightfold

improved tenfold two steps forward, one back

The football team have improved eightfold under the new coach. They’ve won all the games but there not quite the finished article.

Since meeting Becs, Toms life ‘improved eightfold’ He seems happier, but his outgoings on phone repairs are through the roof.

by Boujeeaf March 3, 2019

Scripted Improv

A story with a plot, but the actors uses improvisation as the dialogue.

“What’s your favourite web show?”
“Escape The Night with Joey Graceffa.”
“And why is that?”
“It has scripted improv.”

by EmmaRosie August 7, 2022