Home Improvement Sunday

The excuse your "friend" uses to avoid coming over to your house for a meal on Easter Sunday.

Bruh...it's home improvement Sunday... It's a thing...I promise I didn't just make it up.

by Suburban Pictionary July 6, 2016

new and improved joker product

A female celebrity with a huge grotesque grin. Coined by radio DJ's Don and Mike to describe Cameron Diaz.
A reference to the poisoned products that The Joker unleashed on Gotham City in the movie "Batman" which killed their victims and left them with horrific grins on their faces.

I hear Justin Timberlake is dating New And Improved Joker Product

by Steve Aardvark December 20, 2006

Vup and go new and improved

That just means they have bought another factory in China to produce 100,000 cartons a day. Made up of 80% saw dust.

"Dusty goodness."

by Mr. Chang, exposing the truth on vup n go. September 9, 2003

improve your communication

Proper communication requires at least 2 individuals not one. You have the speaker and the listener/or receiver. Whenever there is confusion, the listener should kindly ask the speaker for clarification and not walk away and blame them for a weak vocabulary, you cannot blame, it's very important that you are an affective listener or misinterpretations can be messy.

Person 1: Hey, I don't understand what you mean by that?

Person 2: Oh, ok, let me explain to you and apologies for any misconceptions.

Improve your communication, it's simple really.

by Speech101 February 21, 2013

Improved Eightfold

improved tenfold two steps forward, one back

The football team have improved eightfold under the new coach. They’ve won all the games but there not quite the finished article.

Since meeting Becs, Toms life ‘improved eightfold’ He seems happier, but his outgoings on phone repairs are through the roof.

by Boujeeaf March 3, 2019

improve your experience

Every tech company ever’s favourite excuse to fuck things up when they work perfectly, for the sole purpose of keeping somebody busy.

Update 1.1.69 enables ad tracking and reduces performance to improve your experience.

by ventisette December 21, 2017

improv musical

When you have really loud and vocal sex that it sound like an improvised musical.

Last night was so hot. We had an improv musical happening at the end.

by talkshowcheat December 6, 2017