Hells Icicle

The intense, simultainious, feeling of frostbite and burning that you get when you accidently (?) masturbate with sports cream.

In my haste to rub out a quick one. I accidently grabbed the sports cream instead of the lotion. My dick felt like one of hells icicles.

by Darth Matches September 15, 2011

anus icicles

The stalactite-like sperm that hangs from the ass crack hairs of someone whose bum has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.

Heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his anus icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he'd accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. After his pep pep's layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn't ready to find out about Zander.

by josh reauz April 24, 2014

Indianapolis Icicle

When a woman defecates, freezes the excretion, and proceeds to insert it anally into their partner while simultaneously also inserting it into their rectum. This double-ended-dildo like item is used until completely thawed, to the point where both partners have excretion smeared all over their backside. Continuing, each partner licks the excretion off until their partner's backside is clean.

Marco: Bro last night was crazy! I had my first Indianapolis Icicle!

John: You lucky fuck! I've always wanted one! When I asked my ex-wife for one, she... well, she is my ex-wife.

by GlockGlockDropTop March 8, 2023

iceticles

Incredibly cold testicles.

"I'm tired of my girlfriend complaining about my chilly iceticles every time we make love."

by lemonlimeskull June 8, 2009

Wrist Icicle

When you have fat shiny wrist jewelry. ie: watches, bracelets etc. Usually diamond encrusted.

"Damn! Shordies wrist is on chill!!"
"Hey girly! You like my new wrist icicle?"*shows off diamond encrusted watch*

by sarahu4ia January 2, 2017

wrist icicle

expensive jewelry on a wrist, especially diamonds.

This the new style, with the fresh type of flow, wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle.

by laolaolaolaolaolaolaolao January 7, 2017

alaskan icicle

(n) A sexual manuver;

While still in foreplay, the giver must slap the reciever's ass silly num. As the giver enters, thier partner will be so num from the beating to thier posterier that they should not feel the penetration. This is called the alaskan icicle. If having vaginal intercourse, one may slap the vagina with the hand, leather belt, fly swatter, or similar to make it completely num. Intercourse will feel like fucking an icicle.

I got off in 2 minutes, but it took Green 45 minutes because he had to thaw out the alaskan icicle before he felt any of it.

by Rob Rizzle September 5, 2006